BREAKING, Grand Island, Nebraska- In a show of blatant disregard for the will of the American people, both Republican and Democratic Parties have stolen millions of votes from their chief rival, Ralph Nader. Another year passes with the stench of Republican and Democratic hypocrisy, with another year passing with no victory for Nader.
Sources close to Nader have confirmed the arrest of thousands of agents working for ACORN and the CIA, both working together to rig the election against Nader. "It breaks my heart that no real change is coming to America," Nader was reported as saying. "I'm sorry America, the government is just too powerful for you and me."
Ironically, in McCain's concession speech and Obama's victory speech, no mention was made to the real President-Elect. In his speech Obama repeatedly said, "Yes we can," clearly mocking Nader's attempt to win the Presidency. "Whatever our differences, we are fellow Americans," McCain said. While the crowd cheered, McCain quickly said under his breath, "Except for Nader."
I guess this reporter will just have to live under the yoke of tyranny for another four years. -AP
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