1. He is the taste in Coca-Cola.
2. Is able to benchpress the Constitution.
3. Admitted to taking steroids.
4. Was once on TV.
5. Covers his own mistakes by blaming Bush.
6. Only drinks the finest breastmilk.
7. Only President to use "gnarly" in his inaugural address.
8. Plans an $200 billion pizza party in the stimulus bill.
9. Once said bin Laden was "kinda bad."
10. Somehow became President.
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