1. Once killed a man with funk.
2. Said he'd clean up Washington once he quit smoking.
3. Is thought to be loved by the media.
4. Eats thunder and craps rhetoric.
5. Once went a sentence without saying "Um."
6. He met his wife on the dating game.
7. Occasionally miscalls his wife "Condaleeza."
8. Can't stop staring at Nancy Pelosi.
9. Was born in Funkytown.
10. Is actually President.
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