Joe's Babe of the Week

With Dr. Joe being released from the mental institution, he must take some time to soothe the stressful workman. And what a better way to relax than to look at some Grade-A meat! Dr. Joe has been scouring the pages of dark, deep internet sites and is proud to bring you perhaps our hottest babe yet!

This Week's Babe:
Teresa Heinz KerryKnown in her native Germany as Das bitchenfuhrer, Teresa Heinz Kerry really hit the spot when she married into over a billion dollar fortune. With the size of her mustard containers, we can see that John Kerry had a good time campaigning with her.
With her ketchup-red lips and stunning bod, we can see why this lady is the first lady of condiments. I need a condiment whenever I look at a picture of her. She can shake my ketchup bottle any time. Rraahr!

So remember lads, remember to read this article in private, in case your ketchup bottle explodes. She's one hot mother!

Joe's Bottle of Mayonnaise:
6.5/10.0 I can't have 'ems


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