1. Try not to reveal that you were a member of the SS.
2. Make sure that you order pork to prove that "you ain't no Islam."
3. Do not, under any circumstances, take her to see Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
4. Develop a catchphrase, like Ay! or It's time for huge!
5. Make sure to take your nicest bicycle to the date, you know, the one with the basket in front.
6. Groping is not considered polite within the first five minutes.
7. If entertaining at home, do not serve canned cat food, even if she says she likes cats.
8. Do not buy her leather from Germany produced between 1939-1945. Please.
9. Seal the deal by proposing on the first date.
10. Try not saying anything on the first date. It might work.
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