Thursday, March 19, 2009

Joe's Financial Pick of the Week

I know that you've all been salivating, waiting to hear how you can ditch your wife and job and escape to French Polynesia. Well, get that yacht ready cause the Joemeister has a way for you to sweep up instead of sweeping floors.

Joe's Pick:
Sperm Donation

With the recent "downturn" in the economy, you may be asking how you can get some extra cash. Well, it's in the palm of your hand, so to speak! In fact, you may think that they have high standards in order to give sperm. But did you know that both Al Franken and Jeaneane Garafalo were born with donor sperm? Isn't that enough to make you want to give yours?

It's a very simple process, and there's a 40% chance that you won't have to pay child support on the resulting child. Even better, even if the child comes out disturbed or a serial killer, you still get your money. It's what every man wants, to get some random woman pregnant!

So get ready, boys, and get your boys ready!


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is there a night deposit box?