Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kim Jong il Cries During Rocket Launch: NOT Satire

Yes, you may think we're making it up, but it's true... or at least that's what the North Koreans have to say about it. The official North Korean news agency has declared that the Communist dictator was weeping watching his beloved rocket go up.

The country on Tuesday also released footage of the weekend launch, along with the first video of Kim since his reported stroke in August, according to South Korean media.

Kim "felt regret for not being able to spend more money on the people's livelihoods and was choked with sobs," AFP quoted ruling communist party paper Rodong Sinmun as saying.

"Chants of jubilation are reverberating throughout the country on the news that our satellite is beaming back the 'Song of General Kim Il-Sung' and the 'Song of General Kim Jong-Il,'" the paper said, according to AFP.

Wow.

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