1. Burning a giant pile of money-- oh wait, that's the stimulus bill.
2. Donating his wife's ego to charity.
3. Taking weekends off to save on costs.
4. Leaving us in the dark to save on electricity.
5. Using Rumplestiltskin to spin gold.
6. Closing down government-run insane asylums.
7. Playing the lottery.
8. One really big bet in Vegas.
9. Investing in Iraqi dinars.
10. Putting more people on welfare so that they-- yeah, it makes no sense.
11. Blaming Bush so much that the recession will undo itself.
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