Alex Jones is certainly a talented performer. He has written extensively on conspiracy theories and rivals the Loose Change losers with stating that the world is going to end. (And Jones was an executive producer of that pile). And while the earth will explode tomorrow, you might as well buy my book!
No one who is that fatalistic is going to be hawking his coloring books like Alex Jones has been. He's been bashing both Presidents Bush and Obama for creating the "New World Order." And yes, how will they go about creating the next iteration of the famous wrestling league? Of course! Bush will create 9/11 while Obama cheers him on.
And it's not just them, it's their Jewish overlords that will create this famed "New World Order" while being helped by the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Elders of Zion, and lizard people. His sites are so dumb that they twice ran our articles as fact!
And now Jones has come out with his latest piece of excrement, with quotes from anti-Semite Pat Buchanan himself! It's called Fall of the Republic (cue ominous music):
So does Jones actually believe this shit?
He is so incredible that even Jumping in Pools has enough credibility to state that Alex Jones is full of shit and he knows it. He just likes getting attention and the fat checks that ad revenue and sales gives him.
I do believe that Jones holds his 19th century reactionary views, but I severely doubt that Jones believes that Herchel Goldstein and the International Jewish Conspiracy (IJC) is taking over while blasting his name and mug all over the internet. And if Obama is creating a dictatorship, Jones would be the first on the gallows.
The guy made Loose Change, for fuck's sake. He knew that it was bullshit, but he saw dollars in his eyes. If George Bush or Dick Cheney or Will Smith or the IJC created the worst terrorist attack in the history of mankind, Jones' brains would be wallpaper within two hours of putting up Loose Bowels.
One thing seems to be authentic, though: Jones and his cultists don't like Jews. They're willing to blame them for just about all of this. And they're birthers, birthers! They ARE TRUTHERS AND BIRTHERS. These people are the worst of Atacsadero State people.
They should toss Jones in his own room with extra padding and keep all knives and sporks and other sharp objects away from him. Toss him a Rubik's cube to keep him busy and make sure he doesn't gnaw on his arm too much.
Alex, settle down. You're earning enough. Stop making other people insane with you.
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