Quote of the Day-- December 22, 2008

I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.

-- Herb Sewell

Quote of the Day-- December 21, 2008

I hear some people say "Some of my friends are black," "Some of my friends are Jewish," Well, some of my friends are serial murderers.

-- Herb Sewell

Quote of the Day-- December 17, 2008

Bud: (Couldn't make out first part of speech), Mr. Sewer.
Herb: The name is Sewell, young man, Sewell, not Sewer. Is that the retard that you employed?
Phil: That-- that's Bud, yes.
Bud: What'd he call me?
Phil: Nothing.
Herb: I don't like talking to it. I just want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to it.
Phil: Alright, Bud, go-- outta here.
Bud: Thanks, Mr. Sewer!
Herb: Oh! You know, I-- I-- Walter Bellhaven has asked me-- he'd like to kill again, but he doesn't know if there's anything left worth killing and if I could get that kid's address...

-- Phil Hendrie

Quote of the Day-- December 16, 2008

When she was getting shoved from that car, she was still talking. I can still see her falling backwards on to the freeway and her mouth still moving on about some house she saw in, uh, La Cañada.

-- Herb Sewell