Simon and Garfunkel, Overs and More

Okay, fine, Simon and Garfunkel's music is, at newest, nearly forty years old. Well, regardless, I am a fan, and here I present three of their songs: "A Poem On The Underground Wall," "For Emily Whenever I May Find Her," and "Overs." The first song is not one of my favorites, but the last two are. Please enjoy:

UN Begs Israel to Stop Killing Terrorists

Gaza Strip, Palestine- In what U.N. negotiators are calling a “great tragedy,” Israel warplanes killed Said Seyam in a bombing run on Thursday. “Mr. Seyam’s death is just another name in a long list of good, God-fearing people killed by the war-mongering Jews,” said Jimmy Carter. “His attempts to quell Jewish aggression by murdering innocents will be sorely missed,” Carter continued.

With the death of Seyam, UN officials, along with actors across Hollywood, renewed their calls to stop the Jewish incursion into the Gaza Strip. “When a country like Israel invades the peaceful Gaza Strip just because Hamas is firing rockets into Israel in hopes of killing Jewish orphans, something is wrong,” cried Sean Penn. “I went to Iraq, you know,” he later added.

Sadly, it seems that no end of war is in sight. With Israel on the march and less Jewish civilians dying, it shows that there is no winners in war. “Tonight I will go to sleep, tears in my eyes, praying to God to spare innocent terrorists,” said Alec Baldwin. “I can only hope the Jews get what they deserve.” -AP