Obama Returns Home for Vacation...No, Seriously

As Yahoo News and AP are reporting, the President is indeed going home to relax in "his first real break since his inauguration on Jan. 20." That's right folks, after nearly a whole month in office, the President, whose only accomplishments so far are: 1, lying to the American people, and 2, shoving the stimulus bill through Congress, is taking a break.

A whole month? Not quite, but you know how hard it is to go out every night to a ball, go to parties, and make a speech here and there. It's not like he should be trying to do, you know, real work.

But then again, there is a bright side. If you don't like him and he takes a vacation, he won't be in Washington to screw things over. And another bright side: if you love vacation pictures, I'm sure there will be plenty.

So, little peasants, go back to work, because you don't get a vacation every (almost) month. And clearly Obama needs one because he works so hard. Jeez...