Joe's Techology of the Week

Behold, Dr. Joe C. has returned from the future and has brought prognostications for all! Gather round and pay your nickels into my top hat and listen my tales of tomorrow!

Joe's Technology:
Phrenology

With all of the talk of the criminal and the bandit, we must take a hard, long look at what causes such deviant behavior as murder and going outside without a hat on. Look no further, as phrenology is on our side. Developed by our top civilized scientifiants, this new technology helps separate civilization from the bowels of Lake Victoria.

This wonderful piece of science can determine if people are more likely to commit horrendous crimes, like women wearing pants or men shaving their facial hair. By looking at the shape and size of one's cranium, we can see your most terrible flaws. Using this, we can selectively get rid of crime by exterminating those deemed obsolete. So stock up and learn the trade of tomorrow, unless your stubbornness zone is too large. Fortunately for me, I have lots of big things!

Joe is always right!