John Edwards Has Huge Penis!?!?

I was reading our friend Doug Powers' blog today and stumbled on a bit of horrifying news. Not only is there a John Edwards sextape out there in which his mistress is involved, but apparently he also is semi-elephantine.

From the original Gawker piece:

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

!?!?!?!?

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One of the Greatest Movies of All Time

Mr. Joe C. and I were watching one of the greatest movies of all time earlier today, entitled "The Room." It ranks among movies like "Manos: Hands of Fate" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space." So here, just for April Fool's Day, I'll toss in my favorite quote from the movie:

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, it's confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?


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