Monday, January 25, 2010

John Edwards Has Huge Penis!?!?

I was reading our friend Doug Powers' blog today and stumbled on a bit of horrifying news. Not only is there a John Edwards sextape out there in which his mistress is involved, but apparently he also is semi-elephantine.

From the original Gawker piece:

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

!?!?!?!?

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10 comments:

innominatus said...

I guess that Vidal Sassoon Volumizing Mousse works on more than just hair!

Rielle Hunter said...

Um, there's a problem with your headline

Lizzy Edwards said...

I think that you're exaggerating things a bit, by about threefold

John Edwards said...

SHUT THE FUK UP YOU BITCHEZ-- I DONT NEEDZ YOU TALKIN SMAK INTO MY GRIL!!!

Tiger Woods said...

How did I end up here?

Tom G. said...

With a wang that big, can you imagine if he screwed over America?

Joe C. said...

14 inches isn't that big, guys

Dean said...

Elizabeth Edwards would like to change the verb in the post title.

innominatus +1.

Matthew, thanks for swinging by my blog. I will try to return the favor. Nice site.

Harrison said...

Dems always were good at inflation.

Anonymous said...

There's a reporter in Australia called Tim Stackpool is is said to have a big penis. he does reports for TV in US. Anyone know if this is true