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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Saturday Night Live Sucks

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but SNL, also known as Saturday Night Live, sucks on wheels this season. I sat with my mouth slightly ajar as I watched awful (awful) skit after awful skit.

Now, I'm taking the first bit (about President Obama) out of the equation here because it wasn't awful; it was fair. But let me recap the rest of the parts I watched: An SNL Short that's only punchline had Andy Samberg throwing things on the ground, with a variation of "say hello to the ground" repeated over and over again. Doesn't sound funny? Believe me, by the tenth time and five minutes into it, it was worse than just unfunny.

Next was a parody of Family Feud. The punchline? Incest. Over and over and over and over again. We get it, John Phillips had sex with his daughter. It's not funny, especially not when it's the only "punchline" for seven minutes straight.

Later was a skit about Norwegian actors speaking in English. I know, who doesn't think 'Norwegian actors' and say "that would be hilarious if they tried to speak English; we should totally do a six minute skit with that as the only premise!" Don't worry, Saturday Night Live has got you covered. Jeeeeeeeeeeeezus.

On the bright side, Madonna was on the show, and she's totally not a washed up actress/singer, right? Right?!

Sorry SNL, you blow. I once knew thee well.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Thoughts on Serbia


Good day America,

Serbia is defined as:
A country in the balkan. Part of the former yoguslavia. Mostly known as warmaking country over territory pretending among other countries, by wars in the last decade. The only main activity of this country is killing and massacre making among innocent people. It's main goal is finding small countries to fight with. Theirs former president is in the hague trial with his high-ranking military chiefs. This country has a critical political stability with their prime minister murdered among some mounths ago. The people of this country are known as brutal and racism is a natural feeling. Not much to say else, this country is known whole over the world for its news full of violence

The wise and venerable scholars at Big Bob radio have concluded that "Serbia SUCKS" because "It's a third world toilet in the middle of a bunch of little third world shitholes" and that it may be just like....Canada. Yeah, you heard me...Canada.

So in Conclusion.......
"There's nothing important about Serbia at all."

for more thoughts on serbia check out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=6&term=serbia
http://serbiasucksass.blogspot.com/



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Friday, April 17, 2009

Look-A-Like of the Day

Scarecrow Totally Looks Like a goat
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