Showing posts with label beans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beans. Show all posts
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thoughts on Serbia
Good day America,
Serbia is defined as:
A country in the balkan. Part of the former yoguslavia. Mostly known as warmaking country over territory pretending among other countries, by wars in the last decade. The only main activity of this country is killing and massacre making among innocent people. It's main goal is finding small countries to fight with. Theirs former president is in the hague trial with his high-ranking military chiefs. This country has a critical political stability with their prime minister murdered among some mounths ago. The people of this country are known as brutal and racism is a natural feeling. Not much to say else, this country is known whole over the world for its news full of violence
The wise and venerable scholars at Big Bob radio have concluded that "Serbia SUCKS" because "It's a third world toilet in the middle of a bunch of little third world shitholes" and that it may be just like....Canada. Yeah, you heard me...Canada.
So in Conclusion.......
"There's nothing important about Serbia at all."
for more thoughts on serbia check out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=6&term=serbia
http://serbiasucksass.blogspot.com/
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Monday, February 9, 2009
Joe's Lock of the Week
With all of the news coming from the wide world of sports, Dr. Joe has decided to put his mind at work again to earn you lots of valuable cash. So don't spend that alone time with your wife or kids, but instead go to the local sports bar and bet on Dr. Joe's prescription for brokeness.
This week's pick:
Alex Rodriguez
With the shocking news coming out of the baseball about Alex Rodriguez taking steroids, we must realize what this means. Alex Rodriguez is going to be a much better player while on steroids! In 2002, he hit 57 smackers. Now that we know he's taking the juice, we can reasonably expect that he will hit at least 80 home runs a season.
With him hitting 85 dingers in the middle of the Yankees lineup, we can expect the Yankees to win at least 140 games. This is even if Andy Pettite loses both of his arms and CC Sabathia's legs break from his girth. My prediction is that the A-Rod will hit 88 home runs by the All Star Break, and may wind up with 300 RBIs.
Impossible, you say? It is now widely reported that Rodriguez is able to crush a piece of coal into a diamond. And yes, that makes him even richer. Perhaps he can use this diamond to give to that fox Madonna. Grrrowl.
So put all of your beans on this hot rod. Expect a lot, and make sure to not piss him off. He's been taking enough juice to make Gandhi rip your throat out.
50 beans!
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This week's pick:
Alex Rodriguez
With the shocking news coming out of the baseball about Alex Rodriguez taking steroids, we must realize what this means. Alex Rodriguez is going to be a much better player while on steroids! In 2002, he hit 57 smackers. Now that we know he's taking the juice, we can reasonably expect that he will hit at least 80 home runs a season.
With him hitting 85 dingers in the middle of the Yankees lineup, we can expect the Yankees to win at least 140 games. This is even if Andy Pettite loses both of his arms and CC Sabathia's legs break from his girth. My prediction is that the A-Rod will hit 88 home runs by the All Star Break, and may wind up with 300 RBIs.
Impossible, you say? It is now widely reported that Rodriguez is able to crush a piece of coal into a diamond. And yes, that makes him even richer. Perhaps he can use this diamond to give to that fox Madonna. Grrrowl.So put all of your beans on this hot rod. Expect a lot, and make sure to not piss him off. He's been taking enough juice to make Gandhi rip your throat out.
50 beans!
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