Kathy Griffin, Still Searching for Career, at Least Has Time to Threaten to Push Sarah Palin Down Stairs

Kathy Griffin, former F-list star and our former Babe of the Week whose super-annoying personality was once shown in a super-annoying character in Seinfeld, is showing why she's so well-known and well-loved: her intelligence and integrity.

Radar Online, which of course is everyone's number one political news source, is reporting that the washed up hag said that she'd like to push Mrs. Palin down a flight of stairs. How lovely.

“Then we went to a gay bar called Mad Myrnas. I asked Kathy what star she’d like to see take a ‘celebrity spill’ and she said ‘I’d like to push Sarah Palin down the stairs.’”

Griffin performed a comedy act in Alaska where her audience pushed fifteen people. Wow-- edgy.

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. is back to provide you with more eye candy. I know it's been a week, but you just can't rush perfection. And so I've decided, with consultation with a crystal ball and a Nigerian witch doctor, that our babe will be a stunner this week:

Kathy GriffinStriking with her carrot top and her nasally voice, this comedienne really hits the spot. With her shrew attitude and her over-the-top make-believe comedy, she keeps the Joemeister satisfied. Although she's never been funny in her lifetime, we know why she's on everyone's list. Lalalala.

Although her face could cause a train to take a dirt road, her personality shines brighter than the sun through a telescope-- ah-- my eyes! On a day when an angel's wings would freeze, she would warm me up (in the good way!)

So kids, make sure that when you read this article, the door is locked shut.

Joe's Babe-ometer: 7.0/10 Screeching Griffins