Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. is back to provide you with more eye candy. I know it's been a week, but you just can't rush perfection. And so I've decided, with consultation with a crystal ball and a Nigerian witch doctor, that our babe will be a stunner this week:

Kathy GriffinStriking with her carrot top and her nasally voice, this comedienne really hits the spot. With her shrew attitude and her over-the-top make-believe comedy, she keeps the Joemeister satisfied. Although she's never been funny in her lifetime, we know why she's on everyone's list. Lalalala.

Although her face could cause a train to take a dirt road, her personality shines brighter than the sun through a telescope-- ah-- my eyes! On a day when an angel's wings would freeze, she would warm me up (in the good way!)

So kids, make sure that when you read this article, the door is locked shut.

Joe's Babe-ometer: 7.0/10 Screeching Griffins