Hot Russian Spy Shoot Pictures

The blogosphere was a light several months ago when news of hot Russian spy Anna Chapman broke. She was subsequently deported and now she's posing for the Russian news. The original site isn't too helpful, though:

Переговоры об эксклюзивном интервью проводились в течение нескольких недель. В итоге Анна приняла участие в фотосессии, но по настоянию своего руководства из Службы внешней разведки отказалась после съемки давать интервью.

Зато с каким очевидным удовольствием и, похоже, знанием дела Чапман позировала перед камерами! От каждого ее телодвижения пахло такой отточенной сексуальностью, что создавалось впечатление, будто Аня не раз участвовала в сессиях для мужских журналов.

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Ronald Reagan Gets All the Babes

Yes, that's Ronnie Reagan with Christie Brinkley, Brooke Shields, Miss USA, and Miss Universe. Wow.

H/T: Mental Floss

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Megan Fox Just Isn't that Hot

If I'm the first man to say it, it must be said: while good looking, Megan Fox is definitely not one of the hottest women in popular American culture. She just isn't. She's pretty good looking, whatever, but I don't see what people see in her. The media makes her seem like sex on wheels. There are so many more attractive women in the world; I don't understand all the attention. For example:

Who is better looking...
Megan Fox

or Catherine Zeta-Jones

or Elizabeth Hurley
or Julie Banderas


Case closed, Conan.

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe is getting ready to return to college, where he will attempt to sleep with every single of the 2,304 females at the SUNY College at Oneonta campus. I have three left. Look out, girl born without a tongue! While reminiscing about my many, many conquests, I, Joe, wanted to share with you one of the best babes yet:

This Week's Babe:
Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi was best known originally for her start in the adult film industry. Her films included MILF Momma's House and Look Out for that Hot, Hot, Booty.After her start in the adult film business, she shifted gears and attempted to gain a foothold in the "traditional" film industry. Unfortunately, she never caught on and instead always were kept wondering why she was even in television or movies.

Whoopi today is on the popular women's show The View where she performs her only duty: headbutt Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Joe's Fuglometer
6.0/10.0 Spider Hairs
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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe comes to you writing from the New York annual sex convention, where yours truly has been picking up a lot of new things that I'm bringing back to the blog. I'm studying to get my PhD in Shagology and anyone who would like to be my research assistant, please call me at 555-JOEC.

So, without further ado, this week's babe is:
Sonia Sotomayor

Born in the same Impala that yours truly was conceived in, the future Justic Sotomayor was destined for greatness. Graduating from high school with recommendations from the chief custodian, Ms. Sotomayor wowed the crowds during her entire college career: six years at South Los Angeles Community College.

After receiving an AA in Criminal Justice, Ms. Sotomayor whined herself onto a local criminal court. After seeing how foxy the young Latina was, former President George H. Bush picked her to serve on a circuit court of appeals. After President Obama spent four hours looking at her melons earlier this year, Sonia was chosen as the first Latina, and by far the hottest, Supreme Court Justice.

Joe's Sexy Ruling:
6.5/10.0 Gavels Pounded

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe has returned from another expedition to the deep reaches of the Congo and has decided to give to you perhaps the greatest, babeliest woman on the face of the planet.

This week's babe:
Dianne FeinsteinRepresenting the great state of California, Ms. Feinstein rules with her dead good looks. She is such an intelligent woman, she once won three games of chess against Deep Blue!In fact, we should all open up our wallets and contribute money to her re-election committee so that she can stay in the public spotlight for six more years!
Joe's California Girl Score:
8.0/10.0 AK-47 Holding Senators

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe, who recently received his fourth PhD, this time for Advanced Babeology, is here to make sure that your eyes can feast on only the smoothest, silkiest women that have ever graced Joe's green earth.

This week's Babe:
Rielle HunterBorn in a cave in North Carolina and raised by genuine Conferderate sympathizers, this hot mama got attention at 14 when she attempted to launch herself into space with her nasally voice.Today she's an unemployed former bimbo who made headlines with her sizzling affair with the not-phony former Senator from North Carolina, John Edwards. Edwards, who won the Joe's Integrity Award in 2008 for cheating on his wife who had terminal cancer, sadly did not win the presidency.
Hunter is one that you should keep your eyes on, as she is slated to pose nude in National Geographic next month.

Joe's Joe-o-meter:
8.5/10.0 Edwards Phoninesses

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe here, back from the Swedish Babe Convention in Stockholm. Now that I'm back with hickeys to prove it, I've decided to let our faithful readers get another peek at a very hot and Joe-tastic babe.

This week's babe:
Sarah Jessica ParkerIn high-school, she was named horse-face. I can tell why, cause I'd like a bite out of her!Starring in her role in Sex in the City, she reminds us all of what the word 'sexy' means. With her strangely curly hair and cross-eyes, she really just shouts, "meow!"So get out there and watch whatever she's in. Like 'Failure to Launch.' Just like her career.

Joe's Rawr Score:

6.0/10.0 Joe-gasms

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Yes, it's that time of the week again when Dr. Joe comes out of hiding and decides to enlighten the world with one of his patented babes. This week he's picked only the hottest, babiest babe.

This week's babe:
Sheila Jackson Lee
Yes, she might think that the Jews are evil... and that being a Democrat is acceptable, but she's not crazy to Dr. Joe. Instead, she serves as Congress' hottest babe.
She come from Texas, where she was Miss Texas nine times, even though six of those times she was ineligible. Not only that, when she ran for Congress, she thought that it was another beauty pageant. Lucky for us, she did!

Joe's Sizzlin' Factor:

5.5/10.0 Smokin's


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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe knows what everyone is hankering for and so I want to make sure that I can give it to you. So sit down, take a deep breath and be prepared to see greatness!

Joe's Babe:
Cynthia McKinneyA former representative in Congress,this babe used to be so hot that even police officers didn't recognize her at the Capitol. Yes, she was arrested for assaulting that officer, but that shows that she just has spunk. Meow!
America, elect more babes like this one! We need to show the world that we are still #1 in foxiness!Joe's Congressional Boing-o-meter:
6.0/10.0 Elective Offices


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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe is back from the savanna with a lion's head in tow. He's no king of the jungle now! Having this gigantic head in my locker, it reminds me of someone who is a gigantic babe with a gigantic nose.

This Week's Babe:
Barbra Streisand
With a nose the size of your fist, this babe is a real knock out. Known all over the world as one of the greatest singers of all time, in between Frank Sinatra and Courtney Love, it is clear to see why she is so famous. Her voice has the ability to make angels cry; unfortunately, it is not because they are happy.She is also a world famous actress, appearing in such productions as a Crazy Straw commercial and one Nickelodeon commercial in which she is the adult in the background of children playing. But one thing she doesn't need to act: sexy!
So remember lads, I saw her first, but you can always look!

Joe's Face Rating: 7.0/10.0 Schnozes

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe, your certified doctor of love, has arrived in our studios in scenic Burbank, California, fresh off of a gig on Jay Leno. Let me just say, there's no joking about these babes! Dr. Joe will be on Oprah tomorrow, 4:30 pm, don't miss it!

This Week's Babe:
Susan SarandonFirst off, we must surely mention the most important feature that everyone notices when they look at this starlet: her massive teeth. Her teeth stick out nearly a foot and are soft and white. These massive tooth puppies might just blind the unexpecting.
Doctor Joe first learned of this beauty when she played a role in Team America: World Police. In that film, she surely deserved five Oscars, especially for her brilliant death scene. I needed tissues when she died, and not because I was crying!
So rent a movie with her in it and make sure to let the dogs out! Woof woof!

Joe's Death Scenes: 9.0/10.0 Standing Coffins

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Well, ladies and gents, it's time for you to salivate on your desk for Dr. Joe's prescription for the blues. I hope that you had a good week, as good as I had looking up photos of this hottie. So buckle your pants for this week's instrument of hotness:

Rosie O'DonnellBorn in the same log cabin that Mary Todd Lincoln was born, this babe is a carbon copy in every way. With looks like hers, it's a wonder that a man hasn't snatched her up. Elizabeth Hasselbeck should count herself lucky that she didn't get herself broken in half by Rosie's thighs.So everyone should speak up in favor of the hottest thing to hit the airwaves since Fatty Arbuckle doused himself with gasoline and lit himself on fire. Her looks are as hot as a sinner trying to drag himself out of hell. Yet a simple irony remains, looking at Rosie is like heaven.So break out those old tapes of the View, and make sure your wife doesn't find out!

Joe's Forecast for Love: 6.5/10.0 exploding pants

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. is back to provide you with more eye candy. I know it's been a week, but you just can't rush perfection. And so I've decided, with consultation with a crystal ball and a Nigerian witch doctor, that our babe will be a stunner this week:

Kathy GriffinStriking with her carrot top and her nasally voice, this comedienne really hits the spot. With her shrew attitude and her over-the-top make-believe comedy, she keeps the Joemeister satisfied. Although she's never been funny in her lifetime, we know why she's on everyone's list. Lalalala.

Although her face could cause a train to take a dirt road, her personality shines brighter than the sun through a telescope-- ah-- my eyes! On a day when an angel's wings would freeze, she would warm me up (in the good way!)

So kids, make sure that when you read this article, the door is locked shut.

Joe's Babe-ometer: 7.0/10 Screeching Griffins

Joe's Babe of the Week

Even though many have called for a stop to this column, calling it "sexist" and "awesome," Joe kowtows to no one. I labor on, for it is a labor of love.

Joe's Babe of the Week:
Eva Braun

Well known as the hottest wife of any dictator, she was well-known as the first-babe of the Third Reich. With her golden locks and her perfect figure, she was worth fighting for. Word is that she was coveted by Stalin until Hitler killed half the Red Army and slung her over his shoulder.Why would I pick the wife of Adolf Hitler? Because hotness is hotness, regardless of political views. Have you ever seen Stalin's first wife? Wowza! In fact, we need to appreciate the delicate hotness of all babes, especially if they've been overlooked before. I won't overlook you.Hey Eva, there's a new Fuhrer in town! Call me and ask for Joe (my mother might answer).

Joe's Red-Hot Score: 9.5/10.0 Panzers

Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. has another smokin' hot babe for our vast internets audience. Calm down, lads, it's right below.

This Week's Babe:
Janeane Garafalo
Janeane used to have a career, but she still has a career in foxiness. She used to be a comedian, but for some reason, no one was laughing. Sporting her trademark "Gary Hayes 1950's glasses," this hot babe can stare me up and down.
Who can forget her great performance, including her own death, in Team America: World Police (the greatest movie ever). Even in doll form, she raised my strings. Yeah, she's out of work because she has no talent, but the talents under her shirt is all I need.So Janeane, keep unemployed, I'll hire you in an hour. Call me at 1-800-JOE

Joe's Hotness Rank: 8.5/10.0 shotgun shells to the face (see Team America)