Joe C. is back to provide you with more eye candy. I know it's been a week, but you just can't rush perfection. And so I've decided, with consultation with a crystal ball and a Nigerian witch doctor, that our babe will be a stunner this week:
Showing posts with label smokin'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smokin'. Show all posts
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Jonas Brothers: Smoking is Awesome
THIS ARTICLE IS FAKE! It is called "satire." Look it up in a special book called a "dictionary."
The tween world was turned upside down when it was revealed in Tiger Beat magazine that all three of the Jonas Brothers smoked cigarettes.
"Smoking's fucking great." said Joe Jonas, "It's the best fucking thing for a kid who's like thirteen or fourteen to do."
"Yeah," said Nick Jonas, who was also smoking, "It's just what I need in the morning. Whoever doesn't smoke is a real loser." Nick then did the "loser" symbol on his forehead.
It was a real surprise to many, as the Jonas Brothers made headlines by talking about how they would be abstinent. However, they all smoke at least three packs a day.
"Marlboro is the best, man." said Joe, "Marlboro Reds are exactly what everyone should be doing. Yeah, they also gave me an endorsement deal, but that doesn't change the smooth, clean, taste of these great cigarettes."
It must be noted that this is the biggest tween scandal since Miley Cyrus became pregnant two years ago or since Demi Lovato was caught murdering her siblings, who also wanted to be pregnant.
"I wasn't going to become the Lovato Sisters." she later said, "No fucking way."
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The tween world was turned upside down when it was revealed in Tiger Beat magazine that all three of the Jonas Brothers smoked cigarettes.
"Smoking's fucking great." said Joe Jonas, "It's the best fucking thing for a kid who's like thirteen or fourteen to do."
"Yeah," said Nick Jonas, who was also smoking, "It's just what I need in the morning. Whoever doesn't smoke is a real loser." Nick then did the "loser" symbol on his forehead.
It was a real surprise to many, as the Jonas Brothers made headlines by talking about how they would be abstinent. However, they all smoke at least three packs a day.
"Marlboro is the best, man." said Joe, "Marlboro Reds are exactly what everyone should be doing. Yeah, they also gave me an endorsement deal, but that doesn't change the smooth, clean, taste of these great cigarettes."
It must be noted that this is the biggest tween scandal since Miley Cyrus became pregnant two years ago or since Demi Lovato was caught murdering her siblings, who also wanted to be pregnant.
"I wasn't going to become the Lovato Sisters." she later said, "No fucking way."
Also, if you need to search anything on Google, please use the bar below:
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Obama's Smoking is a Poor Example to Our Youth
It has been repeated millions of times about how the President is a role model, especially to the young and impressionable. Well, what more impressionable thing can you show to a teenager than smoking?
The President is a smoker, which has been, for the most part, hidden by the media, and allows such a terrible habit to get the better of him. For a man who wants to juggle the world to not be able to get over his own temptations is a strange thing, at least.
The President needs to make a special speech or a children's special talking about how smoking is so destructive to the human body. He needs to explain that peer pressure is not a reason to start smoking or taking drugs. He needs to make sure to draw a very clear line with today's youths, and not have them follow in his example.
With rock stars and actors taking drugs, athletes taking steroids, and the President smoking, what role models (except their family) do children have any more.
President Obama needs to do this as a favor to sufferers of lung cancer and mesothelioma. He owes us that much.
Also, if you need to search anything on Google, please use the bar below:
The President is a smoker, which has been, for the most part, hidden by the media, and allows such a terrible habit to get the better of him. For a man who wants to juggle the world to not be able to get over his own temptations is a strange thing, at least.
The President needs to make a special speech or a children's special talking about how smoking is so destructive to the human body. He needs to explain that peer pressure is not a reason to start smoking or taking drugs. He needs to make sure to draw a very clear line with today's youths, and not have them follow in his example.
With rock stars and actors taking drugs, athletes taking steroids, and the President smoking, what role models (except their family) do children have any more.
President Obama needs to do this as a favor to sufferers of lung cancer and mesothelioma. He owes us that much.
Also, if you need to search anything on Google, please use the bar below:
Friday, February 6, 2009
Joe's Babe of the Week
Joe C. has another smokin' hot babe for our vast internets audience. Calm down, lads, it's right below.
This Week's Babe:
Janeane Garafalo
Janeane used to have a career, but she still has a career in foxiness. She used to be a comedian, but for some reason, no one was laughing. Sporting her trademark "Gary Hayes 1950's glasses," this hot babe can stare me up and down.
Who can forget her great performance, including her own death, in Team America: World Police (the greatest movie ever). Even in doll form, she raised my strings. Yeah, she's out of work because she has no talent, but the talents under her shirt is all I need.
So Janeane, keep unemployed, I'll hire you in an hour. Call me at 1-800-JOE
Joe's Hotness Rank: 8.5/10.0 shotgun shells to the face (see Team America)
This Week's Babe:
Janeane Garafalo
Janeane used to have a career, but she still has a career in foxiness. She used to be a comedian, but for some reason, no one was laughing. Sporting her trademark "Gary Hayes 1950's glasses," this hot babe can stare me up and down.
Who can forget her great performance, including her own death, in Team America: World Police (the greatest movie ever). Even in doll form, she raised my strings. Yeah, she's out of work because she has no talent, but the talents under her shirt is all I need.
So Janeane, keep unemployed, I'll hire you in an hour. Call me at 1-800-JOE
Joe's Hotness Rank: 8.5/10.0 shotgun shells to the face (see Team America)
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