Lebron James has spoken.

The entire world has been watching. ESPN anchors have been asking. Certain individuals have been ignoring. That's right - the Lebron James-ESPN-NBA freak show has finally officially ended with "King James" signing with the Miami Heat franchise. Thank goodness! Our lives can now move onto more important topics of discussion.

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Damn it. I just have to talk about LeBron James for just a minute (God forgive me). Does anyone want to wager that "King James" is leaving the tax happy state of Ohio, for the anti-tax state of Florida, or at the least, taxes was a factor in his ultimate decision?

Who in their mind (knowing full well federal income taxes are soaring next year) would stay in a state like Ohio, relocate to Illinois, or even worse, come to New York City? Not me, and I'm sure that Mr.James is an intelligent man, who wants to keep his hard earned money.

What say you; did Lebron sign with Miami to avoid Northern income taxes, or was taxation even a factor when deciding on a new home, or does it have absolutely nothing to do with anything?

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Joe's Lock of the Week

Hello, everyone. Although I feign to think that any of you need to be convinced further of my breadth of ridiculous intelligence, it has come to my attention that there are "professional" sporting teams that play each other. So, Dr. Joe has decided to throw his hat in and predict some games.

This week's lock:

The Sacramento Kings over the Cleveland Cavaliers, 125-100, on January 27

I have learned from a source that the Kings have several people who are very athletic on their team. Furthermore, I have been told that the Kings have one or two persons who are over six feet in height. With such overwhelming odds, I cannot conceive the Cavaliers as having a chance in this game called basket-ball.Although the Kings may be 3 and 20 on the road, I believe convincingly that they can vanquish the Cavaliers at home, even though Cleveland is undefeated there. I have also heard of a man called LeBron James, who makes over, and I am not exaggerating this, $100,000 a year. Such shenanigans will not help the Cavaliers, for I, the almighty Joe, have predestined it.
Remember ladies and gents, Joe does not condone gambling, for it feeds the devil's veins.