Where's Joe?

We here at our humble blog are confused. It appears that our veteran correspondent, Joe C., is missing.

Where could he be? The jungles of the Amazon? The mountains of Tibet? In his room in Oneonta, NY?

Joe, speak to us, even if you're dead.


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Joe Chicoine: 1989-2009

Joseph Henry Chicoine

Writing for this business is usually fun, but it doesn't prepare you for moments like this. Joseph Henry Chicoine, senior writer for Jumping in Pools, had his life tragically cut short yesterday. While attending a seminar on the dangers of gluten, a sniper's bullet struck Joe in the chest, causing his heart to explode. The doctors did all they could, but he was already gone.

The man you knew as Joe was an eclectic person, full of whimsy and cunning. He is perhaps best known for bedding both Christie Brinkley and Catherine Zeta-Jones simulatenously. This feat was almost matched by Joe punching Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into a pile of pigfat and then suffocating him with a yarmulke.

Joe contributed sparingly to Jumping in Pools, having quit the Wall Street Journal because it didn't challenge him. After not posting for almost a month, we had to come to the sad, sad, conclusion, that Joe, the love of our lives, was gone.

We actually don't know if he's dead or not, but he hasn't been posting. This must mean either he doesn't want to post, or was run down by a steamroller last night. We are investigating.

Rest in piece. And write an article from heaven.

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Where's Joe?

Anyone know where our fellow blogger Joe C. is? He said he'd write a bunch of articles, but the few he's written have been about how he's going to write articles.

Joe, where are you?!

Write, Joe, Write!

Now that our good friend and contributor Joe C. is at college, most assuredly on his computer right now, Jumping in Pools wishes to say: write, Joe, write!! Our great blog cannot suffice with simple trinkets from Michael Avitabile and video game articles by Squeeblz. We need the future Pulitzer Prize winning writer named Joe to pick up the mantle of Jumping in Pools. So from Matthew, Collin, and Michael, we all scream: "Write, Joe, write!"