The Five Best Articles of the Last Month

It's that time of the month again, folks, the five biggest articles of the month. Unfortunately, due to problems beyond the control of Jumping in Pools, we may not be able to bring you results from after this last month. Well, I guess enjoy it while it's here!

From March 11 to April 6, the time being measured, we had 33,217 visitors.

The Top Five Articles of the Month:

1. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, written by Matt- 4,420 Views, or 13.3% of our views last month

2. Joe's Babe of the Week: Jane Fonda, written by the Avitabile Brothers- 1,011 Views, or 3% of our views last month

3. Fallout 3 Review, written by Michael- 896 Views, or 2.7% of our views last month

4. The Obama Anti-Christ Test, written by that up-and-coming star E_D_Casabonne- 811 Views, or 2.4% of our views last month

5. New Xbox Planned for this Year, written by the Avitabile Brother- 705 Views, or 2.1% of our views last month

Bold= Satire

Some interesting facts of the last month:
Matthew had 15 articles in the top 50.
Michael had 19 in the top 50.
The Avitabile Brothers wrting together had 8 articles in the top 50.
Every one of E_D_Cassabonne's 3 articles were in the top-50 of the month.
Mr. K's top article comes in at 36.
Alezend's top article came in at 61.
And Joe C... well, let's not talk about him.

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Check Out the Awesome New Banner

Hey everyone, just pointing out that we have a banner here at Jumping in Pools. It's the first time I've made one, but I believe it is a successful first. In this banner, you will see President Bush, Glenn Beck, Borat, the Mets Logo, that up-and-coming star Bryan Pisano, my favorite professor Dr. Yuriy Malikov, and Joe... lots and lots of Joe.

Well, enjoy!

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Joe in History, Part 2

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Joe in History, Part 1

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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Fred Thompson ..................and.............................. a Lizard











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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Phil Hendrie and Mariano Rivera















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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Madonna .............and........................................ Alf












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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Young Michael Jackson ...and... Old Michael Jackson













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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Alex Rodriguez .............and.......... George Jefferson















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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

FDR ...........................and......................... Art Garfunkel














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Thoughts about the bracket

-I like them!

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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Bill Clinton ..................and................... Clark Gable












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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

Meryl Streep ...............and................... Anne Hathaway












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Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day

George W. Bush ..........and........... Shaquille O'Neal














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Preview-Democrats are racists and Republicans are baby killers

Tomorrow in Jumping in Pools-more shocking than Ann Coulter, I will explain why Democrats are more responsible for Jim Crow laws and Republicans are responsible for Roe v. Wade and its aftermath.

That is all for now.


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Write, Joe, Write!

Now that our good friend and contributor Joe C. is at college, most assuredly on his computer right now, Jumping in Pools wishes to say: write, Joe, write!! Our great blog cannot suffice with simple trinkets from Michael Avitabile and video game articles by Squeeblz. We need the future Pulitzer Prize winning writer named Joe to pick up the mantle of Jumping in Pools. So from Matthew, Collin, and Michael, we all scream: "Write, Joe, write!"

Good for Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber, hero to the working class and redistributing-accuser, is now a war correspondent for Pajamas Media. PJ features some of the most cutting-edge news on the web today including Iraq the Model and Little Green Footballs.

Fortunately Joe is a strong supporter of Israel, just like this blog:

The famous plumber will be focusing on the Israeli perspective on the situation. "It's tragic, I mean it really is,” Wurzelbacher told CNN affiliate WNWO “I don't say that in any little way. It's very tragic, but at the same time what are the Israeli people supposed to do."

Joe the Plumber, the next Edward R. Murrow.

Why Pres.-Elect Obama Will not let GM Fail

GM is stumbling bad and close to a crash. It is lobbying hard for a bailout. I think they'll get it, if not now, then under an Obama Presidency. Here's why:

1. Obviously, they're a huge company, employing a vast number of employees. They're called one of the Big Three for a reason.

2. Sen. Obama wants to look good. Which is better, bailing out a company and saving jobs, or letting it fail? Sure there's much more to it, but that's the way Sen. Obama would want it portrayed.

3. Pres.-Elect Obama does not want to be blamed for any of the economic crisis. An easy way to get blamed: letting a huge company fail.

4. He doesn't want to be blamed for more imports. Less American cars means more imports. Not exactly change.

John McCain Looks Into Future, Declares Victory

According to POLITICO, John McCain has guaranteed a victory against rival Barack Obama. I'm a McCain supporter, but I'm not so sure how intelligent guaranteeing a victory is, especially when you're down by a sizable number. McCain's not like Plaxico Burress guaranteeing a Giants' victory in Super Bowl XLII, who got his teammates pumped and ready for the big game. Unlike athletes playing hard for their team, I don't know how many people are going to go out and spread the vote for someone just because they guarantee victory.
Maybe McCain could have said, "My friends, I intend to win this race and I can with your help," and then maybe he could have pulled out a big styrofoam #1 hand. Or maybe he could of put on a Joe Namath shirt and across the chest it would read, "Joe believed, so should you." He even could have made a banner declaring "Miracle Mets, 1969," and changed it to "Miracle McCain, 2008." Something. Anything than just declaring victory.