Showing posts with label knockers. Show all posts
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Friday, March 13, 2009

Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe, your certified doctor of love, has arrived in our studios in scenic Burbank, California, fresh off of a gig on Jay Leno. Let me just say, there's no joking about these babes! Dr. Joe will be on Oprah tomorrow, 4:30 pm, don't miss it!

This Week's Babe:
Susan Sarandon
First off, we must surely mention the most important feature that everyone notices when they look at this starlet: her massive teeth. Her teeth stick out nearly a foot and are soft and white. These massive tooth puppies might just blind the unexpecting.
Doctor Joe first learned of this beauty when she played a role in Team America: World Police. In that film, she surely deserved five Oscars, especially for her brilliant death scene. I needed tissues when she died, and not because I was crying!
So rent a movie with her in it and make sure to let the dogs out! Woof woof!

Joe's Death Scenes: 9.0/10.0 Standing Coffins

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