Proof Surfaces of Obama Being Born Off US Soil

L.A. Voice of the Village Community
“An Ear to the Ground and a Pen to the Paper”
Arnold Shuckton

Washington, D.C.- In a shocking turn of events, photos have surfaced of Barack Obama being born on a cruise ship traveling towards Hawaii in 1961.

“I was shocked and pleased by my discovery,” said Joseph Stenter, an under-cover government agent. “I went through an old box of photos in President Obama’s attic in his new house. The box was marked “destroy,” so I thought that it must be pretty interesting.”

Upon opening the box, Stenter found a copy of a birth certificate with the name “Barack Hussein Obama” written in ink. “On top of the certificate, the location was marked “Family Cruise Ship 57, International Waters.” I was surprised by what I had found,” Stenter continued.

News reached Washington, D.C. at approximately 3 p.m. this afternoon. “President Obama categorically denies these unfounded and false accusations,” an Obama spokesperson stated. “The cruise ship in question had arrived at Hawaii before he was born.”

“The quick dismissal of the evidence found is expected,” said Jessica Sap, a spokesperson for the government. “Would you expect him to come out and say Stenter was right? What Joseph found is revolutionary.”

“Whoever was taking the photos really enjoyed seagulls, apparently,” said Stenter about the photos. “A lot of the pictures were out of focus. I also found a lot that showed that finger prints were on the lens.”

“I also found a picture of an infant with a necklace of flowers around his neck.” -Voice