Obama: Original Birth Certificate 'Lost in House Fire'

Obama Birth Certificate Lost to Fire in 1972?
Collin Shepherd
August 7, 2009

Responding to Hawaiian health officials, who confirmed that the President's 'long-form' birth certificate has not been released to the public, a spokeperson for President Barack Obama stated this morning that it is impossible for the papers to be released at all.

Through a spokesperson working for the Administration, the President now claims that his original birth certificate was lost in a fire in 1972. At the time, Mr. Obama was living with his grandparents in Honolulu.

"There was a small house fire in which the document was lost," the spokesperson said. "That is why the President has been unable to comply with requests to release it. While the President understands the concerns of citizens, he hopes that this will put the matter to rest."

This statement comes at a time when many people, widely known as 'birthers,' are questioning the birthplace of our current President. Though the 'short-form' birth certificate of Mr. Obama has been released, it has not quelled beliefs that he was born out of the United States, which would make him ineligible to be President.

"In reality, the short-form birth certificate should be enough," the spokesperson continued. "I mean, not even everyone knows where they have their original certificate. The President is no different."

According to reports in local newspapers, however, a fire was never reported at the President's residence in the entirety of 1972. "The fire was small. They never reported it because it didn't endanger the house."

It is yet to be seen if this new evidence will end questions over the President's place of birth. The President could not be reached for comment.


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Proof Surfaces of Obama Being Born Off US Soil

L.A. Voice of the Village Community
“An Ear to the Ground and a Pen to the Paper”
Arnold Shuckton

Washington, D.C.- In a shocking turn of events, photos have surfaced of Barack Obama being born on a cruise ship traveling towards Hawaii in 1961.

“I was shocked and pleased by my discovery,” said Joseph Stenter, an under-cover government agent. “I went through an old box of photos in President Obama’s attic in his new house. The box was marked “destroy,” so I thought that it must be pretty interesting.”

Upon opening the box, Stenter found a copy of a birth certificate with the name “Barack Hussein Obama” written in ink. “On top of the certificate, the location was marked “Family Cruise Ship 57, International Waters.” I was surprised by what I had found,” Stenter continued.

News reached Washington, D.C. at approximately 3 p.m. this afternoon. “President Obama categorically denies these unfounded and false accusations,” an Obama spokesperson stated. “The cruise ship in question had arrived at Hawaii before he was born.”

“The quick dismissal of the evidence found is expected,” said Jessica Sap, a spokesperson for the government. “Would you expect him to come out and say Stenter was right? What Joseph found is revolutionary.”

“Whoever was taking the photos really enjoyed seagulls, apparently,” said Stenter about the photos. “A lot of the pictures were out of focus. I also found a lot that showed that finger prints were on the lens.”

“I also found a picture of an infant with a necklace of flowers around his neck.” -Voice