Sorry that I haven't been posting lately. I've just been waist-deep in babes. I hope that my four readers understand.
10. If you're a vegetarian, don't let on during your dinner or else she'll know you're a loser.
9. Guys, cover up that tramp stamp.
8. Wait until your second date to talk about your obsession with cannibalism.
7. Do not extensively quote Mein Kampf over dinner.
6. Order her pork chops and say it's for your "little piglet."
5. Do not tell your date the nicknames your ex's had for you, including "little buddy" and "blank-shooter."
4. When telling your girlfriend you love her for the first time, don't lead off with "When I first met you, I thought you were a man."
3. Impress her with your loud birdcalls over a private dinner.
2. When going around telling your new neighbors that you're a registered sex offender, don't try to pick any of them up.
1. If asked why you broke up with your previous girlfriends, do not say that you killed them. Instead, laugh loudly then fall abruptly into an awkward silence.
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Showing posts with label Dr. Joe's Dating Tips. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
10 More Dating Tips From Dr. Joe, Love Guru
10. Always nod your head and agree whatever the woman says; they like that sort of stuff.
9. Try not to reveal that you have no tounge until the second date.
8. It is not wise to tell your date that you are "Bitchin'" in bed within the first five minutes.
7. Whatever you do, do not, ever, pay for your meal. Always ask if the girl would like to split the tab, because it shows that you don't want to make decisions without her.
6. Do not bring up your fascination with Dungeons and Dragons and Star Wars under any circumstances.
5. Be loose and play practical jokes on your date, such as unscrewing the salt shaker, or tripping her down a metal flight of stairs.
4. Always laugh at what your date says, regardless of how unfunny it is. Even the stuff about her mother dying in a car accident just a week and a half ago.
3. Show off your manliness by threatening to beat up other, smaller men who have been “eyin’ your lady.”
2. Try not to go up to your date, smile, and ask, “Very nice, how much?”
1. Be a gentleman and be polite. Always ask to open things for her, like a door or a bottle. Do not, however, ask her if she could “open your pants.”
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9. Try not to reveal that you have no tounge until the second date.
8. It is not wise to tell your date that you are "Bitchin'" in bed within the first five minutes.
7. Whatever you do, do not, ever, pay for your meal. Always ask if the girl would like to split the tab, because it shows that you don't want to make decisions without her.
6. Do not bring up your fascination with Dungeons and Dragons and Star Wars under any circumstances.
5. Be loose and play practical jokes on your date, such as unscrewing the salt shaker, or tripping her down a metal flight of stairs.
4. Always laugh at what your date says, regardless of how unfunny it is. Even the stuff about her mother dying in a car accident just a week and a half ago.
3. Show off your manliness by threatening to beat up other, smaller men who have been “eyin’ your lady.”
2. Try not to go up to your date, smile, and ask, “Very nice, how much?”
1. Be a gentleman and be polite. Always ask to open things for her, like a door or a bottle. Do not, however, ask her if she could “open your pants.”
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