Showing posts with label Eddy the Cannibal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eddy the Cannibal. Show all posts

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Yikes: Body sold to Russia kebab shop

You think your life is bad?

Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.

The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said.

Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of "personal hostility".

It was not clear when the incident occurred. The men - who have not been named - have been charged with murder.

The investigators said on Friday that the body of the man had been found in a forested area near a public transport stop in Perm.

They said the three men attacked their victim with knives and a hammer.

"After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk," their statement said.

It was not immediately clear if any customers had been served.


Eat up!

Cross-linked at Wizbang

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

MCCAIN MAY STILL WIN GUAM!

BREAKING-

John McCain may still be able to carry the 2008 Presidential Election, some illiterate researchers have found. Guam and its zero electoral votes are still up to grabs. Recent polling has placed McCain at a 2-1 margin over Obama, with two residents supporting him over Obama's one.

McCain's campaign has been zeroing in on non-voting U.S. overseas territories and dependency and may be able to carry all of these colonies. Voting for President does not actually occur in Guam, but reports from the island's one telephone show that McCain's support is still strong.

Polls never open in Guam, so it is difficult to determine if they will close. This could be Guam's most important stake in the U.S. Presidential election since Ross Perot won three votes against Eddy the Cannibal's two in 1992.