Spain destroyed the Netherlands to Win the World Cup.........

.....Just kidding!

The cowardly* Spaniards defeated the emasculated Dutch this evening one to nothing to win the 2010 South Africa World Cup; and our allies across the world wonder why we Americans just hate Soccer, the worst game ever invented in human history.

1-0 in Soccer: Boring. 1-0 in Baseball: Thrilling. Speaking of Baseball, what does everyone think about the NL All-Star team this year?

Consider this the official post-World Cup bash Soccer Open Thread.

* - After the 2004 Madrid train bombings, the Spaniards surrendered to our common Islamist foes who murdered thousands of their citizens in a deliberate act of intimidation before Spain's national election that was just ten days away.

P.S. - For those who don't know, the National League hasn't won the MLB All-Star Game since 1996.




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10 Reasons Why Obama Going on Vacation this Week is Actually a Good Thing

If you haven't heard, Obama's already going on vacation. Now, back to our list:

10. You'll just love those pictures of him playing basketball.
9. He'll have time to think about all the bad things he's done.
8. He''ll have time to sharpen his sporting skills, just in case Castro challenges him to a game of pick-up baseball.
7. While watching television, he might just happen on an episode of House, MD. Not that it's relative, but that's one awesome show.
6. After watching House, maybe he'll become a unsocial, SOB who is able to solve complex mysteries that trouble even the most astute. It's better than just being an unsocial SOB.
5. He'll spend time with his children; in that time there is a slight chance that he will realize that he's bankrupting their future.
4. Maybe, while watching the Basketball All-Star game, he will decide to leave politics and pursue a career in basketball.
3. He might discover the true meaning of love.
2. They say that Lincoln went home every month on vacation and played a lot of sports.
1. While on vacation, he can't screw up Washington.

Joe's Lock of the Week

With all of the news coming from the wide world of sports, Dr. Joe has decided to put his mind at work again to earn you lots of valuable cash. So don't spend that alone time with your wife or kids, but instead go to the local sports bar and bet on Dr. Joe's prescription for brokeness.

This week's pick:
Alex RodriguezWith the shocking news coming out of the baseball about Alex Rodriguez taking steroids, we must realize what this means. Alex Rodriguez is going to be a much better player while on steroids! In 2002, he hit 57 smackers. Now that we know he's taking the juice, we can reasonably expect that he will hit at least 80 home runs a season.With him hitting 85 dingers in the middle of the Yankees lineup, we can expect the Yankees to win at least 140 games. This is even if Andy Pettite loses both of his arms and CC Sabathia's legs break from his girth. My prediction is that the A-Rod will hit 88 home runs by the All Star Break, and may wind up with 300 RBIs.Impossible, you say? It is now widely reported that Rodriguez is able to crush a piece of coal into a diamond. And yes, that makes him even richer. Perhaps he can use this diamond to give to that fox Madonna. Grrrowl.

So put all of your beans on this hot rod. Expect a lot, and make sure to not piss him off. He's been taking enough juice to make Gandhi rip your throat out.

50 beans!

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