Joe's Lock of the Week

With all of the news coming from the wide world of sports, Dr. Joe has decided to put his mind at work again to earn you lots of valuable cash. So don't spend that alone time with your wife or kids, but instead go to the local sports bar and bet on Dr. Joe's prescription for brokeness.

This week's pick:
Alex RodriguezWith the shocking news coming out of the baseball about Alex Rodriguez taking steroids, we must realize what this means. Alex Rodriguez is going to be a much better player while on steroids! In 2002, he hit 57 smackers. Now that we know he's taking the juice, we can reasonably expect that he will hit at least 80 home runs a season.With him hitting 85 dingers in the middle of the Yankees lineup, we can expect the Yankees to win at least 140 games. This is even if Andy Pettite loses both of his arms and CC Sabathia's legs break from his girth. My prediction is that the A-Rod will hit 88 home runs by the All Star Break, and may wind up with 300 RBIs.Impossible, you say? It is now widely reported that Rodriguez is able to crush a piece of coal into a diamond. And yes, that makes him even richer. Perhaps he can use this diamond to give to that fox Madonna. Grrrowl.

So put all of your beans on this hot rod. Expect a lot, and make sure to not piss him off. He's been taking enough juice to make Gandhi rip your throat out.

50 beans!

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