This week's pick:
With a terrible attitude and eyebrows that don't match, you want to make this bad girl good. With an Adam's apple the size of your fist, she lights up the talk shows like the cross she burned last night.
Ann Coulter became famous after she destroyed an orphanarium but stayed famous due to her dead good looks. She makes the partisanship float. As for being a total bitch queen, she also takes her hotness to the Democrats, making them cry like little girls.
Joe's Babe Meter: 9.0/10.0 Standing Joes
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