Friday, January 23, 2009

Joe's Babe of the Week

Jumping in Pools is again calling upon our resident sexpert Joe C. to provide us with our next babe of the week.

This week's pick:Ann Coulter

With a terrible attitude and eyebrows that don't match, you want to make this bad girl good. With an Adam's apple the size of your fist, she lights up the talk shows like the cross she burned last night.

Ann Coulter became famous after she destroyed an orphanarium but stayed famous due to her dead good looks. She makes the partisanship float. As for being a total bitch queen, she also takes her hotness to the Democrats, making them cry like little girls.
Perfect for this column, perfect for the Joemeister.

Joe's Babe Meter: 9.0/10.0 Standing Joes
Check out last week's babe!


Anonymous said...

Joe, women don't have big adam's apples. When you refer to Ann as a pundit Queen, exactly what type of queen are you referring ti?

Anonymous said...

her adam's apple isn't the only big thing!

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole Ann Coulter thing. Didn't she vote for Obama in a crybaby fit over the McCain nomination?

Is she a net gain or loss for conservatives? Has she actually convinced any undecideds or converted any liberals?

Her only value is that she entertains us conservatives. That makes her more of a court jester