Showing posts with label Woodrow Wilson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woodrow Wilson. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2009

The Jumping in Pools List of the Ten Greatest Presidents

Sorry, Barack Obama isn't on the list.

10. Grover Cleveland- He's number ten on our list because of uniqueness: he is the only President elected twice on nonconsecutive occasions and appeared on the $1,000 bill.
9. Andrew Jackson- Reduced the National Debt and was the Chuck Norris of his day.
8. Woodrow Wilson- Led the nation through WWI and signed the 19th amendment, which gave women the right to vote.
7. John Fitzgerald Kennedy- Kept our country together during our closest brush with nuclear war, the Cuban Missile Crisis. Also declared "Ich bin ein Berliner."
6. Ronald Reagan- Led the United States through the troubled eighties with his ability to communicate and helped to win the Cold War.
5. Thomas Jefferson- Purchased the Louisiana Territory from France and led America to victory in the First Barbary War.
4. Theodore Roosevelt- Started the modern conservation movement and was a massive trust-buster. Also, he was really, really cool.
3. George Washington- Our first President who held our young nation together and set standards that future Presidents would follow.
2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt- Led our country through the Great Depression and WWII. He was also elected to four terms.
1. Abraham Lincoln- Led our country through the Civil War and issued the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed all slaves in revolting states.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

90 Years Ago and Today

On this day, ninety years ago, the guns finally fell silent over Europe. Unfortunately, short-sided politicians decided that the peace was too expensive and too intrusive. America's troops and influence left the continent and Britain and France turned inward to lick their wounds. Russia was in chaos and the Middle East was carved up and the dreams of the Kurds and the Armenians were destroyed.

The sitting President, then a lame duck, attempted to persuade the other party (this time Republicans) to have the United States preserve the win that it had just earned. Instead, the United States 'came home' and decided that its involvement in the 'unnecessary war' was already too much. So we withdrew and left Germany to repair itself. The Kaiser was already gone and it was determined by oh-so-many intellectuals that our intervention was worse than anything that could come out of that poor, destroyed nation.

On January 30, 1933, we learned differently.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama Makes His Closing Argument to Fifth Grade Class

Blue Springs, Missouri- In a final stretch until polls close in Missouri later tonight, Democratic Presidental hopeful Barack Obama visited Blue Springs, Missouri to shore up support. Obama toured local small businesses, including a small bakery owned by the McManns, a hardware store owned by a local elderly couple, and M&J's Cafe, a local eatery. Senator Obama also visited Woodrow Wilson Elementary School during lunching hours.

"I'm so glad to be here in a school named after one of our greatest Presidents, who believed every man and woman were equal," Obama said to Mrs. Kamdon's fifth grade class. "Were it not for his divine wisdom, my place in politics, and in society itself would not be what it is. God bless Woodrow Wilson," Obama said of the racist President.

Touring the school, the Senator was made aware of local budgetary restrains that were crippling the school's music and art programs. "Yes, I too have listened to music," Obama was heard telling Mrs. Gravelstein, the K-5 Music Teacher. Finally, Obama went from classroom to classroom giving presentations to students.

"Yes we can, children. We can make Mr. Espers give us less homework. Yes we can. We can make lunchlady Penellopi serve pizza on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Yes we can. We can make the recess aide Mr. Trouser give us more time to play freeze tag. Yes we can. Children, yes we can have fun mandated in school and make everyday happy and joyful, yes we CAN!" Obama, stricken with emotion, collapsed onto young Timothy Phillips' desk, weeping to the point were he had to be escorted out.

As he was walking out, students heard Obama mumble to his aides quietly. "Do you think they heard my words? Do you think they heard," Obama whispered over and over. Visibly shaken, Obama was escorted into his limousine, driving off into the sunset, and a brighter future. -AP