Friday, August 7, 2009

Obama: Original Birth Certificate 'Lost in House Fire'

Obama Birth Certificate Lost to Fire in 1972?
Collin Shepherd
August 7, 2009

Responding to Hawaiian health officials, who confirmed that the President's 'long-form' birth certificate has not been released to the public, a spokeperson for President Barack Obama stated this morning that it is impossible for the papers to be released at all.

Through a spokesperson working for the Administration, the President now claims that his original birth certificate was lost in a fire in 1972. At the time, Mr. Obama was living with his grandparents in Honolulu.

"There was a small house fire in which the document was lost," the spokesperson said. "That is why the President has been unable to comply with requests to release it. While the President understands the concerns of citizens, he hopes that this will put the matter to rest."

This statement comes at a time when many people, widely known as 'birthers,' are questioning the birthplace of our current President. Though the 'short-form' birth certificate of Mr. Obama has been released, it has not quelled beliefs that he was born out of the United States, which would make him ineligible to be President.

"In reality, the short-form birth certificate should be enough," the spokesperson continued. "I mean, not even everyone knows where they have their original certificate. The President is no different."

According to reports in local newspapers, however, a fire was never reported at the President's residence in the entirety of 1972. "The fire was small. They never reported it because it didn't endanger the house."

It is yet to be seen if this new evidence will end questions over the President's place of birth. The President could not be reached for comment.

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xformed said...

More original than a Bad Ass coffee hauling donkey ate it...but than that would have been far more colorful.

Had this been the case, why did it take him so long to find out himself?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he knew all along?

Anonymous said...

Where is the one he described in his book of ten or twelve years ago?????? That was LONG after 1972.


tiedye said...

From 'Dreams From My Father', page 26, referencing newspaper article about father graduating from Univ. Hawaii:

"I discovered this article, folded away among my birth certificate and old vaccination forms when I was in high school."

1972 'fire' - he was eleven yrs. old. High school years were around 1977-1980. Ooops! Now he'll have to come up with yet another lie.

David N. Viger, Jr. said...

Fox News claims that they have found the newspaper announcement of Obama's birth in Hawaii. As for birth certificates, mine has my footprints on it, and others have hand prints.

What is puzzling is that his grandmother says he was not born in the USA, but in Africa, and what grandmother doesn't know when and where her daughter gives birth, or where her grandson is born? Also, what airlines would transport a woman who is 9 months pregnant? All I have seen is something typed out, and anyone can call in to a newspaper and announce a birth of a child, and they usually will print it. It's not a police report!

Why did Obama use an alias when applying for a special grant scholarship at Occidental College exclusively for foreigners, and foreign born? Why don't people jump on that in the news?! Personally, I think people are scared of Obama and his retributions. He's Chicago mob trained, and that political machine is ruthless and quick to get even, paybacks!

There is nothing really transparent about Obama, and it gets worse as time rushes by. I think the real and transparent Mr. and Mrs. Obama were exemplified in Rev Wright's sermons with all those people jumping up and down in the isles while Wright was pumping them full of hatred for the USA. Michelle further exemplified that attitude with her notorious remark, that she hated the USA until now, when the bling was now within reach (translation).

I think if the American English speaking people, if someone sat down with them, eyeball to eyeball, and really explained the truth about Obama and his rapid fire plans and implementation of such for the USA, his popularity would drop to near zero. The only people left supporting him would be those with their hands out, palms up, waiting for the welfare, Government instructions on everything, the kind of people who never would have left Europe's security and ventured across the Atlantic in sailing ships to forge a future here with no promises, except freedom and the need for self-reliance.
Posted by David N. Viger, Jr. at 8:04 PM

Anonymous said...

On page 26 of Dreams from My Father, if Obama is to be believed in what he writes, he states that he found his birth certificate when he was in high school. In 1972, Obama would have been 10/11 years old, certainly not in high school.

In short, this claim is a crock of ...

Anonymous said...

Hawaii's DOH refused to authenticate the short-form COLB that he and his Obots claim to have.

This COLB does not exist and never did.

Ergo, what's posted online are forgeries.

Beckwith said...

What absolute bullsh!t.

It is quite weasy to lay lie to this story. In "Dreams..." (Pg. 26 last paragraph), Obama wrote:

"I discovered this article, folded away among my birth certificate and old vaccination forms, when I was in high school. It's a short piece, with a photograph of him. No mention is made of my mother or me, and I'm left to wonder whether the omission was intentional on my father's part, in anticipation of his long departure. Perhaps the reporter failed to ask personal questions, intimidated by my father's imperious manner; or perhaps it was an editorial decision, not part of the simple story that they were looking for. I wonder, too, whether the omission caused a fight between my parents."

Operative words -- "...when I was in high schoo..."

In 1972, Obama was in the 5th or 6th grade, depending on the month of the fire -- not in high school -- this is just another Obama lie.

Anonymous said...

Did the original at the Bureau of Records (or whatever it is called in Hawai'i) burn also?

Anonymous said...

Obama treats us all like we are idiots. At least 51% of us are.

Anonymous said...

Why has President Obama spent $2 million trying to suppress his birth records and college records (college records would state if you are a foreign student)? Why would a family who is poor spend money to post a birth announcement in the newspaper? And then there's the grandmother's statement.
I can't recall ever hearing him say he was born in U.S. - have only heard him say that some people don't believe he was born here.