I will watch Grown Ups'.

When Adam Sandler's latest Movie - "Grown Ups", is released on DVD and to DISH Cinema in a few months: I one hundred percent plan on purchasing it. Regardless of what the movie critics or Michael write about it. (Michael Avitabile, is the co-editor of this blog)

Why?

Because I'm a committed fan of Sandler's collective works of brilliance. Because I could care less about what those idiotic overpaid film critics write about this or that movie. And because I have seen the trailers, I have read what the audiences have written, and I believe it's close to impossible for a Sandler-Rock-Schneider movie to suck.

Michael - we agree on a lot of political things, but on this - you're just damn wrong, and until I see the movie and watch it for myself, I have absolutely no problem with calling you wrong on this movie.

Also, I would watch this in a Movie Theater; but I really hate them, and hearing some dude and chick making out........just ruins it for me; get a damn room you sickos!

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Keeping Accounts at Jumping in Pools

This is a sequel to a piece that I wrote in March when Alezend joined the blog. What I was able to do was rank everyone according to their stock in JiP. To gain stock, you must write articles or comment or link articles. Arrows indicate if the writer has gained or lost rank. Comment if you have any concerns. So here we go:

Primary Contributors and Editors:

1. Matthew Avitabile (also founder)
2. Michael Avitabile

Associate Contributor:

3. Mr. K.

Resident Contributor:

none

Apprentice Contributors:

4. Joe C.
5. Sirchadthepro

6. Eli (currently in the military)

Interns:

7. Aleph Shah

8. Squeeblz

Provisional Writers:

9. Lute Barnes

10. Alezend

11. Elsewhere

So I hope you like it. Let me know what you think. And thanks to Wikipedia for the arrow imaging.

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Our first meeting on May 19th, 2009 at 6:00 pm.

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The Great Article Race

Yes, it's that time of the month again, folks. It's time to see who our top writers are, and whether or not Joe C. actually wrote an article! We've had a busy month, so without further ado...

The Top Posters of the Month:

Matthew with 145
Michael with 99
Mr. K with 16
Alezend with 3
E_D_Casabonne with 1
Lute Barnes with 1
and the worst poster of the month:
Joe C, who technically wrote 5 articles, but only wrote one that was not about himself.

Here's looking at you, Joe

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Keeping Accounts at Jumping in Pools

We'd like to take some time and welcome our new writer, Alezend. Doing this, we'd like to do a rundown of our writers at our site.

1. Matt-- founder, editor, and primary contributor
2. Mike-- editor and primary contributor
3. Joe C.-- contributing writer
4. Editor in Chief-- contributing writer
5. Eli-- apprentice writer
6. Alezend-- apprentice writer
7. Lute Barnes-- intern
8. Squeeblz-- intern

To our writers, holler if you want your title changed...


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Jumping in Pools Q&A

We get dozens of emails and fan letters a week and wanted to make sure that we are able to answer a few of them. This is why we've decided to do an occasional Question and Answer segment on our blog.

Q: Is Joe C. actually 8 feet tall?
A: These rampant rumors are unsubstantiated. Joe is simply 7'11".

Q: How do people arrive at your blog?
A: By accident.

Q: How can we visit Joe's babes?
A: Visit the pound.

Q: Is it true that Michael is one of the handsomest men in the world?
A: Yes, according to his mother.

Q: Is Matthew's beard made of titanium?
A: No, simply steel.

Q: Is Jumping in Pools one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
A: Only if Joe C. writes.

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The Great Article Race!

We here at Jumping in Pools have taken tally of the number of articles written by our illustrious writers, and partially in honor of our new writer, Eli. We now share these with you, fellow writers, to urge you to keep writing. Especially you, Joe!!!

Number of Posts in 2009:

Matthew: 293 Articles
Michael: 67 Articles
Mr. K: 47 Articles
Joe C.: 8 Articles
Eli: 3 Articles (Almost as many as Joe)
Lute Barnes: 1 Article
Squeeblz: 0 Articles (Still almost as many as Joe)


Total Number of Posts, All-Time:

Matthew: 508, 71.4% of Articles
Michael: 124, 17.4% of Articles
Mr. K: 56, 7.9% of Articles
Joe C.: Only 17 Flippin' Articles, or a measly 2.4% of the Articles
Eli: 3, .4% of Articles (Even Though He's Only Been on for 1 Day)
Squeeblz: 2, .3% of Articles
Lute Barnes: 1, .1% of Blasted Article


And with a grand total of 711 posts.


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Fallout 3: A Better Ending

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Deciduous Biomes

A very good project I did in high school.