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Showing posts with label Alezend. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
The Lord of the Rings: Vuvuzela
Alezend should like this video. It combines his nerdy like of The Lord of the Rings with his utter hatred of stupid things in sports:
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The Great Article Race
It's that time again, everybody. The last Great Article Race was written on January 21; a lot has happened since then, so without further ado:
Top Contributors of the Last Two Months
Mr. K- 176 Posts
Matthew- 81 Posts
Michael- 80 Posts
Southern Man- 5 Posts
Sirchadthepro- 2 Posts
Alezend- 1 Post
Joe C.- 0 Posts. Seriously, WTF!, he reads the blog every freaking day!
Pageviews- In the last two months, Jumping in Pools received 63,039 views.
The Top Eight Articles
1. Texas GOP Primary- Hutchison Concedes, Perry Wins, by Mr. K, with 5,800 views, or 9.2% of the views
2. RE: Megan Fox Just Isn't that Hot, by Alezend, with 2,562 views, or 4.1% of the views
3. The Definitive List of Women Who are Hotter/Better Looking than Megan Fox, by Michael, with 1,995 views, or 3.2% of the views
4. Daniel Hannan Leads 300 British Tea Partiers, by Mr. K, with 1,628 views, or 2.6% of the views
5. Congressman Cao to Oppose Health Care, by Mr. K, with 1,207 views, or 1.9% of the views
6. The Definitive List of Women Who are Hotter/Better Looking than Megan Fox #2, by Michael, with 1,126 views, or 1.8% of the views
7. Obama College Thesis: 'Constitution is Inherently Flawed', by Matthew, with 1,096 views, or 1.7% of the views
8. Obama Was an Incompetant State Senator- His Transcripts on the Floor, by Matthew, with 993 views, or 1.6% of the views
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes-
-Alezend joins us on the top articles of the month for the first time.
-Where the hell is Joe C.?
-Instapundit featured several articles by Mr. K and Michelle Malkin featured one by Michael
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Top Contributors of the Last Two Months
Mr. K- 176 Posts
Matthew- 81 Posts
Michael- 80 Posts
Southern Man- 5 Posts
Sirchadthepro- 2 Posts
Alezend- 1 Post
Joe C.- 0 Posts. Seriously, WTF!, he reads the blog every freaking day!
Pageviews- In the last two months, Jumping in Pools received 63,039 views.
The Top Eight Articles
1. Texas GOP Primary- Hutchison Concedes, Perry Wins, by Mr. K, with 5,800 views, or 9.2% of the views
2. RE: Megan Fox Just Isn't that Hot, by Alezend, with 2,562 views, or 4.1% of the views
3. The Definitive List of Women Who are Hotter/Better Looking than Megan Fox, by Michael, with 1,995 views, or 3.2% of the views
4. Daniel Hannan Leads 300 British Tea Partiers, by Mr. K, with 1,628 views, or 2.6% of the views
5. Congressman Cao to Oppose Health Care, by Mr. K, with 1,207 views, or 1.9% of the views
6. The Definitive List of Women Who are Hotter/Better Looking than Megan Fox #2, by Michael, with 1,126 views, or 1.8% of the views
7. Obama College Thesis: 'Constitution is Inherently Flawed', by Matthew, with 1,096 views, or 1.7% of the views
8. Obama Was an Incompetant State Senator- His Transcripts on the Floor, by Matthew, with 993 views, or 1.6% of the views
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes-
-Alezend joins us on the top articles of the month for the first time.
-Where the hell is Joe C.?
-Instapundit featured several articles by Mr. K and Michelle Malkin featured one by Michael
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Our Next Top Article?
Lately our blog traffic has quadrupled due to a very unexpected source. Mr. K is doing a good job talking about the Tea Party movement's want to run its own political candidates while Mike wrote about the top Presidents.
Meanwhile, we're getting thousands of hits off of an article by Alezend, who barely writes. His article about women more attractive than Megan Fox got picked up by Google's search features. In fact, if you type in "Megan Fox" into Google Image Search, our site comes up second.
So Alezend might have the most popular article soon for some reason.
If only Joe wrote.
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Meanwhile, we're getting thousands of hits off of an article by Alezend, who barely writes. His article about women more attractive than Megan Fox got picked up by Google's search features. In fact, if you type in "Megan Fox" into Google Image Search, our site comes up second.
So Alezend might have the most popular article soon for some reason.
If only Joe wrote.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
The Great Article Race
It's that time again, folks. The last Great Article Race was written on November 24th, so here's what's been going on since. In the greater world (outside of the JiP universe), Scott Brown won the Special Election in Massachusetts, the Jets are upsetting teams left and right, and Omar Minaya still stinks as a GM.
Top Contributors of the Last Two Months:
Mr. K- 157 Posts
Michael- 141 Posts
Matthew- 105 Posts
Southern Man- 7 Posts
Sirchadthepro- 2 Posts
Alezend- 1 Post
Joe C.- 0! WTF?!
Pageviews: In the previous two months JiP received 68,109 views.
The Top Ten Articles:
1. Glenn Beck Has Lost It, by Mr. K, with 3,172 views, or 4.7% of the views
2. Brown is Winning the Battle of the Blogosphere, by Mr. K, with 2,957 views, or 4.3% of the views
3. Obama Was an Incompetent State Senator: His Trascripts on the Floor, by Matthew, with 2,721 views, or 4% of the views
4. Miss California "Nude" Picture, by Michael, with 1,391 views, or 2.0% of the views
5. The Obama Effect: The Results from his Stumps in Virginia and NJ and What it Means in Massachusetts, by Michael, with 1,375 views, or 2.0%
6. Vote in Our Poll: Who Will Win the MA Race, by Matthew, with 1,321 views, or 1.9% of the views
7. Vote in Our Poll: Obama's First Year Grade, by Matthew, with 1,271 views, or 1.9% of the views
8. PREDICTION: The Dinar's Final Value, by Matthew, with 1,046 views, or 1.5% of the views
9. Obama College Thesis: 'Constitution is Inherently Flawed,' by Matthew, with 996 views, or 1.5% of the views
10. From September Until Now: A Graph of Brown's Rise and Coakley's Fall in Massachusetts, by Michael, with 825 views, or 1.2% of the views
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes:
- The Jumping in Pools family has grown to include Southern Man.
- Joe C. didn't write a single article. What the hell, Joe, what the hell?
- Over the last two months, we were linked to the awesome sites Instapundit, Patriot Room, The Lonely Conservative, The Other McCain, and many other great sites.
- Jumping in Pools has broken 150,000 on Alexa's Ranking System.
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Top Contributors of the Last Two Months:
Mr. K- 157 Posts
Michael- 141 Posts
Matthew- 105 Posts
Southern Man- 7 Posts
Sirchadthepro- 2 Posts
Alezend- 1 Post
Joe C.- 0! WTF?!
Pageviews: In the previous two months JiP received 68,109 views.
The Top Ten Articles:
1. Glenn Beck Has Lost It, by Mr. K, with 3,172 views, or 4.7% of the views
2. Brown is Winning the Battle of the Blogosphere, by Mr. K, with 2,957 views, or 4.3% of the views
3. Obama Was an Incompetent State Senator: His Trascripts on the Floor, by Matthew, with 2,721 views, or 4% of the views
4. Miss California "Nude" Picture, by Michael, with 1,391 views, or 2.0% of the views
5. The Obama Effect: The Results from his Stumps in Virginia and NJ and What it Means in Massachusetts, by Michael, with 1,375 views, or 2.0%
6. Vote in Our Poll: Who Will Win the MA Race, by Matthew, with 1,321 views, or 1.9% of the views
7. Vote in Our Poll: Obama's First Year Grade, by Matthew, with 1,271 views, or 1.9% of the views
8. PREDICTION: The Dinar's Final Value, by Matthew, with 1,046 views, or 1.5% of the views
9. Obama College Thesis: 'Constitution is Inherently Flawed,' by Matthew, with 996 views, or 1.5% of the views
10. From September Until Now: A Graph of Brown's Rise and Coakley's Fall in Massachusetts, by Michael, with 825 views, or 1.2% of the views
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes:
- The Jumping in Pools family has grown to include Southern Man.
- Joe C. didn't write a single article. What the hell, Joe, what the hell?
- Over the last two months, we were linked to the awesome sites Instapundit, Patriot Room, The Lonely Conservative, The Other McCain, and many other great sites.
- Jumping in Pools has broken 150,000 on Alexa's Ranking System.
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
The Year in Review at JiP
All blog writers please comment on this very, very large article. Our regular readers should comment as well if it interests them.
Matthew started our little blog in May of last year, writing his first post on May 21st. New posts were slim, especially in June when Matthew only wrote one article. Eventually, however, Matthew added Joe C. on October 24, and me (Michael) on October 26th. Later on, Squeeblz was added on December 11, and Mr. K wrote his first article the following day.
We are marking the one-year anniversary of Matthew, Me, and Joe C. coming together with our first Year in Review. This, I think, will come out to be one huge article, but we'll see where the information takes us.
Major Events at Our Blog Since It's Founding
May 21st, 2008: Jumping in Pools founded with Matthew's article It's My Life, Don't You Forget. It features a collection of doodles and in-jokes.
Somewhere between May 21 and October 23rd- We have a viewer or two.
October 24th- Joe C. joins Jumping in Pools, making him the first contributor. He writes a quick piece introducing himself. It is one of the last times we see him on the blog.
October 26th- Michael joins JiP and features a horror story about going to Wal*Mart.
November 3rd- JiP breaks one thousand hits in a single day for the first time.
November 4th- Election day. The leaders of Jumping in Pools watch the election together in horror. President Obama is elected, defeating Republican Candidate John McCain. JiP breaks 1,000 views again.
November 11th- Matthew writes one of our first satire pieces: Shock as Obama Declares Dinars Official American Currency. It goes on to be Jumping in Pools's first article to garner 1,000 pageviews.
December 11th- Squeeblz joins the blog with an article on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It remains his only piece.
December 12th- Mr. K joins Jumping in Pools, writing a piece on New York state, Bill Cherry, and Assemblyman Pete Lopez.
January 5th, 2009- Michael writes a review of Fallout 3. This is the first article to break 6,000 views. Views from it reinvigorate writing for JiP.
January 16th- The Avitabile Brothers write the first Joe's Babe of the Week, a humorous look at annoying women involved in politics. It begins with Nancy Pelosi; the series goes on to garner over 10,000 views.
January 28th- Matthew writes a satire piece entitled Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, Not Constitution. It soon is picked up on Free Republic, and from there goes on to Snopes, Politifact, World Net Daily, and Atlas Shrugs. We break 17,000 pageviews in a single day, break 15,000 the next day, and break 10,000 again February 3rd. In fact, the very first day it hit big, JiP received seven times the pageviews we had in the entire month of December.
The article remains our most looked at, and is quickly approaching 80,000 pageviews.
February 1st- Lute Barnes joins JiP, writing an article about the NY Mets.
March 9th- E_D_Cassabonne joins the Jumping in Pools team and posts a parody of the song American Pie. It goes on to garner over 450 views, making it one of the most successful opening day posts ever.
March 9th (Again)- The first Great Article Race is written. At the time, it only counts the number of posts per person.
March 12th- E_D_Cassabonne writes Is Obama Satan?: The Anti-Christ Test. It goes on to gather over 1,400 views, marking the first article to break 1,000 views that was not written by Michael or Matthew.
March 13th- After months of a near post-drought, Matthew announces that Joe C. may be dead. Later that day, Joe declares that he is not dead.
March 16th- The anniversary of Halabja is remembered.
March 17th- Matthew conducts the first in our series of interviews with Les Hendrix. The series goes on to include Doug Hoffman, speechwriter for President Bush Troy Senik, and Doug Welsh, founder of Stix Blog. The interview series now includes over twenty.
March 25th- Matthew announces that Alezend will be joining the Jumping in Pools family. Alezend writes his first article about Fox News and Canada.
March 29th- The first Joe in History is completed.
April 16th- Jumping in Pools celebrates its 1,000th post ever.
April 27th- Matthew plugs Innominatus's website. Innominatus is really cool.
May 6th- Michael writes an article about the Miss California Nude Scandal. The next day, Jumping in Pools breaks 10,000 pageviews, breaks 14,000 on May 12th, and breaks 11,000 the day after that. The Miss California article goes on to amass over 52,000 pageviews and remains the second largest article in JiP history.
May 15th- Elsewhere breaks onto the Jumping in Pools scene by attacking Serbia.
June 5th- Jumping in Pools tries to control its own destiny with our first of two 10,000 blitzes. This entails extra articles, satire, and at the time, "lols." We write 25 articles that day and do very well, but fall short of our goal with 5,748 pageviews.
June 19th- A second 10,000 Blitz is planned but not carried out because of technical difficulties with Mr. K's computer and "lack of Joe."
July 29th- JiP hits Snopes again, this time for a piece Matthew did on President Obama selling B-2 Bombers to China.
August 2nd- Sirchadthepro comes to Jumping in Pools with his first article, Dota Hero Builds. This article is noted for two reasons: first, it amasses over 500 pageviews, making it an extremely successful first article. Second, it is in the running for nerdiest article on JiP ever.
August 4th- Jumping in Pools reaches 100 followers (including feedburner).
August 13th- JiP hits 2,000 posts ever.
August 22nd- Thecid becomes a writer for the blog, writing what is widely regarded as the worst article in internet history.
August 24th- A gigantic article of stats and peculiarities is written in The Greatest Article Race.
August 25th- Matthew writes a small satire piece on the President's College Thesis, writing that the President believed it was "inherently flawed." Little does he know what the world has in store for it.
August 30th- The first podcast of JiP is released. It features Joe C. (sort of) bothering Michael as he actually tries to complete the podcast.
September 5th- Michael writes a review of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. It is declared the only good article on our site by Luke.
September 11th- September 11, 2001 is solemnly remembered on the blog.
September 29th- Joe C. shocks the world by writing three articles in one day. Patricia Kay writes a guest article, giving Roman Polanski two thumbs down.
September 30th- Yuriy Malikov is interviewed!!!!!!
October 9th- President Obama wins the Nobel Prize. JiP joins the world by asking WTF?
October 23rd- On a George W. Bush thread, Left Coast Rebel informs us that Rush Limbaugh is talking about our site. Wait, let me rephrase that, RUSH LIMBAUGH is talking about OUR SITE! What is he talking about? Matthew's satire piece on Obama's college thesis.
The internet is abuzz with news that Obama's thesis has been outed. FoxNation runs it along side Pajamas Media, and in particular, Michael Ledeen. Eventually, someone breaks the new to Rush that the piece is satire. He defends the piece, however, declaring it "good comedy." Innominatus leaves the best comment regarding the story, writing "Dude, you almost "Dan Rather'd" El Rushbo with your satire!"
The Huffington Post is all over the story, followed by Media Matters, and on Saturday night, the very front page of Yahoo! News.
On Monday, Matthew is browbeaten on Breitbart in an interview, and then JiP hits prime time. We are mentioned by name in a feature story by Keith Olbermann about Rush Limbaugh being "punked" by our site. The next day, Mr. Limbaugh defended his statement and moved on.
The Obama Thesis article goes on to amass over 31,000 views, making it the third most popular pieces of all time.
October 23rd Continued- For some reason, Little Green Footballs attacks our autistic friend Joe, at first without knowing that he was autistic, then condoning attacks on autistic people as a whole. Charles Johnson himself declared that he had "the right" to attack autistic people.
October 24th- Jumping in Pools breaks 500,000 pageviews all-time.
November 6th- Present Day.
Percent of Readers Per Top 100 Articles
All right, this will need some explanation. First, by "top 100 articles" I mean the 100 articles with the most hits in JiP history. I will take these articles and add up the number of views. Then I will see who wrote them. Then, I will see how many views are from each writer, and finally, I'll put that into a percentage that everyone can understand. Oky Dokey?
By the way, this is an immense amount of work because I've gotta do this by continuing up and adding 100 articles, so give me some love when you leave a comment!
Total Number of Pageviews of Top 100 Articles: 294,737 views
Matthew leads the way with 45 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 187,442 views, or 63.6% of the top 100 views.
Michael in second with 27 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 80,130 views, or 27.2% of the top 100 views.
The Avitabile Brothers, writing articles together, come in third with 15 articles in the top 100. Out of those, they got us 17,500 views, or 5.9% of the top 100 views.
Mr. K comes in fourth with 10 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 7,225 views, or 2.4% of the top views.
E_D_Cassabonne comes in fifth with 2 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 1,923 views, or .7% of the top views.
Sirchadthepro comes in sixth with 1 article in the top 100. Out of that article, he got us 517 views, or .2% of the top views.
Bringing up the rear are thecid, Alezend, Elsewhere, Squeeblz, and Lute Barnes. Get moving you loafers!
And Finally, the Greatest Comment of All-Time:
Innominatus: "Dude, you almost "Dan Rather'd" El Rushbo with your satire!"
Don't forget to leave a comment everybody!
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Matthew started our little blog in May of last year, writing his first post on May 21st. New posts were slim, especially in June when Matthew only wrote one article. Eventually, however, Matthew added Joe C. on October 24, and me (Michael) on October 26th. Later on, Squeeblz was added on December 11, and Mr. K wrote his first article the following day.
We are marking the one-year anniversary of Matthew, Me, and Joe C. coming together with our first Year in Review. This, I think, will come out to be one huge article, but we'll see where the information takes us.
Major Events at Our Blog Since It's Founding
May 21st, 2008: Jumping in Pools founded with Matthew's article It's My Life, Don't You Forget. It features a collection of doodles and in-jokes.
Somewhere between May 21 and October 23rd- We have a viewer or two.
October 24th- Joe C. joins Jumping in Pools, making him the first contributor. He writes a quick piece introducing himself. It is one of the last times we see him on the blog.
October 26th- Michael joins JiP and features a horror story about going to Wal*Mart.
November 3rd- JiP breaks one thousand hits in a single day for the first time.
November 4th- Election day. The leaders of Jumping in Pools watch the election together in horror. President Obama is elected, defeating Republican Candidate John McCain. JiP breaks 1,000 views again.
November 11th- Matthew writes one of our first satire pieces: Shock as Obama Declares Dinars Official American Currency. It goes on to be Jumping in Pools's first article to garner 1,000 pageviews.
December 11th- Squeeblz joins the blog with an article on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It remains his only piece.
December 12th- Mr. K joins Jumping in Pools, writing a piece on New York state, Bill Cherry, and Assemblyman Pete Lopez.
January 5th, 2009- Michael writes a review of Fallout 3. This is the first article to break 6,000 views. Views from it reinvigorate writing for JiP.
January 16th- The Avitabile Brothers write the first Joe's Babe of the Week, a humorous look at annoying women involved in politics. It begins with Nancy Pelosi; the series goes on to garner over 10,000 views.
January 28th- Matthew writes a satire piece entitled Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, Not Constitution. It soon is picked up on Free Republic, and from there goes on to Snopes, Politifact, World Net Daily, and Atlas Shrugs. We break 17,000 pageviews in a single day, break 15,000 the next day, and break 10,000 again February 3rd. In fact, the very first day it hit big, JiP received seven times the pageviews we had in the entire month of December.
The article remains our most looked at, and is quickly approaching 80,000 pageviews.
February 1st- Lute Barnes joins JiP, writing an article about the NY Mets.
March 9th- E_D_Cassabonne joins the Jumping in Pools team and posts a parody of the song American Pie. It goes on to garner over 450 views, making it one of the most successful opening day posts ever.
March 9th (Again)- The first Great Article Race is written. At the time, it only counts the number of posts per person.
March 12th- E_D_Cassabonne writes Is Obama Satan?: The Anti-Christ Test. It goes on to gather over 1,400 views, marking the first article to break 1,000 views that was not written by Michael or Matthew.
March 13th- After months of a near post-drought, Matthew announces that Joe C. may be dead. Later that day, Joe declares that he is not dead.
March 16th- The anniversary of Halabja is remembered.
March 17th- Matthew conducts the first in our series of interviews with Les Hendrix. The series goes on to include Doug Hoffman, speechwriter for President Bush Troy Senik, and Doug Welsh, founder of Stix Blog. The interview series now includes over twenty.
March 25th- Matthew announces that Alezend will be joining the Jumping in Pools family. Alezend writes his first article about Fox News and Canada.
March 29th- The first Joe in History is completed.
April 16th- Jumping in Pools celebrates its 1,000th post ever.
April 27th- Matthew plugs Innominatus's website. Innominatus is really cool.
May 6th- Michael writes an article about the Miss California Nude Scandal. The next day, Jumping in Pools breaks 10,000 pageviews, breaks 14,000 on May 12th, and breaks 11,000 the day after that. The Miss California article goes on to amass over 52,000 pageviews and remains the second largest article in JiP history.
May 15th- Elsewhere breaks onto the Jumping in Pools scene by attacking Serbia.
June 5th- Jumping in Pools tries to control its own destiny with our first of two 10,000 blitzes. This entails extra articles, satire, and at the time, "lols." We write 25 articles that day and do very well, but fall short of our goal with 5,748 pageviews.
June 19th- A second 10,000 Blitz is planned but not carried out because of technical difficulties with Mr. K's computer and "lack of Joe."
July 29th- JiP hits Snopes again, this time for a piece Matthew did on President Obama selling B-2 Bombers to China.
August 2nd- Sirchadthepro comes to Jumping in Pools with his first article, Dota Hero Builds. This article is noted for two reasons: first, it amasses over 500 pageviews, making it an extremely successful first article. Second, it is in the running for nerdiest article on JiP ever.
August 4th- Jumping in Pools reaches 100 followers (including feedburner).
August 13th- JiP hits 2,000 posts ever.
August 22nd- Thecid becomes a writer for the blog, writing what is widely regarded as the worst article in internet history.
August 24th- A gigantic article of stats and peculiarities is written in The Greatest Article Race.
August 25th- Matthew writes a small satire piece on the President's College Thesis, writing that the President believed it was "inherently flawed." Little does he know what the world has in store for it.
August 30th- The first podcast of JiP is released. It features Joe C. (sort of) bothering Michael as he actually tries to complete the podcast.
September 5th- Michael writes a review of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. It is declared the only good article on our site by Luke.
September 11th- September 11, 2001 is solemnly remembered on the blog.
September 29th- Joe C. shocks the world by writing three articles in one day. Patricia Kay writes a guest article, giving Roman Polanski two thumbs down.
September 30th- Yuriy Malikov is interviewed!!!!!!
October 9th- President Obama wins the Nobel Prize. JiP joins the world by asking WTF?
October 23rd- On a George W. Bush thread, Left Coast Rebel informs us that Rush Limbaugh is talking about our site. Wait, let me rephrase that, RUSH LIMBAUGH is talking about OUR SITE! What is he talking about? Matthew's satire piece on Obama's college thesis.
The internet is abuzz with news that Obama's thesis has been outed. FoxNation runs it along side Pajamas Media, and in particular, Michael Ledeen. Eventually, someone breaks the new to Rush that the piece is satire. He defends the piece, however, declaring it "good comedy." Innominatus leaves the best comment regarding the story, writing "Dude, you almost "Dan Rather'd" El Rushbo with your satire!"
The Huffington Post is all over the story, followed by Media Matters, and on Saturday night, the very front page of Yahoo! News.
On Monday, Matthew is browbeaten on Breitbart in an interview, and then JiP hits prime time. We are mentioned by name in a feature story by Keith Olbermann about Rush Limbaugh being "punked" by our site. The next day, Mr. Limbaugh defended his statement and moved on.
The Obama Thesis article goes on to amass over 31,000 views, making it the third most popular pieces of all time.
October 23rd Continued- For some reason, Little Green Footballs attacks our autistic friend Joe, at first without knowing that he was autistic, then condoning attacks on autistic people as a whole. Charles Johnson himself declared that he had "the right" to attack autistic people.
October 24th- Jumping in Pools breaks 500,000 pageviews all-time.
November 6th- Present Day.
Percent of Readers Per Top 100 Articles
All right, this will need some explanation. First, by "top 100 articles" I mean the 100 articles with the most hits in JiP history. I will take these articles and add up the number of views. Then I will see who wrote them. Then, I will see how many views are from each writer, and finally, I'll put that into a percentage that everyone can understand. Oky Dokey?
By the way, this is an immense amount of work because I've gotta do this by continuing up and adding 100 articles, so give me some love when you leave a comment!
Total Number of Pageviews of Top 100 Articles: 294,737 views
Matthew leads the way with 45 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 187,442 views, or 63.6% of the top 100 views.
Michael in second with 27 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 80,130 views, or 27.2% of the top 100 views.
The Avitabile Brothers, writing articles together, come in third with 15 articles in the top 100. Out of those, they got us 17,500 views, or 5.9% of the top 100 views.
Mr. K comes in fourth with 10 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 7,225 views, or 2.4% of the top views.
E_D_Cassabonne comes in fifth with 2 articles in the top 100. Out of those, he got us 1,923 views, or .7% of the top views.
Sirchadthepro comes in sixth with 1 article in the top 100. Out of that article, he got us 517 views, or .2% of the top views.
Bringing up the rear are thecid, Alezend, Elsewhere, Squeeblz, and Lute Barnes. Get moving you loafers!
And Finally, the Greatest Comment of All-Time:
Innominatus: "Dude, you almost "Dan Rather'd" El Rushbo with your satire!"
Don't forget to leave a comment everybody!
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Monday, August 24, 2009
The GREATEST Article Race
All right everybody, I want everyone to comment on this article, and that means you, Chad and Mr. K.
As you all know, I've done The Great Article Race semi-monthly for seven months now, so I figure I'll do one to categorize every article we've ever written. Now, don't be foolish, I can't name them all, but I will mention how many pageviews we've had since November 10, 2009, the very day we got an internet program to track our hits. This should be a hefty, statistics filled piece, so enjoy!
NUMBER OF PAGEVIEWS BY MONTH-
November- 6,954 Views
December- 2,404 Views (Our Lowest Month)
January- 51,985 Views (Matt's Military Oath Article Broke into the Mainstream)
February- 69,604 Views
March- 38,982 Views
April- 13,897 Views (The Tracker was Inoperative for Half this Month)
May- 96,652 Views (The Biggest Month, Mike's Miss California Article Hit Big)
June- 48,850 Views
July- 41,299 Views
August (So Far)- 37,703 Views
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF... 408,278 Views
NUMBER OF ARTICLES WRITTEN IN 2009:
Matthew- 790 Articles
Michael- 499 Articles
Mr. K- 278 Articles
Sirchadthepro- 17 Articles
Joe C.- 18 Articles, though one had no words and one had only a single sentence
Eli- 5 Articles
Alezend- 4 Articles
Aleph Shah- 3 Articles
Elsewhere- 2 Articles
Lute Barnes- 2 Articles
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF... 1,618 Articles
PAGEVIEWS ALL-TIME: 408,278 Views
The Biggest Articles of All-Time:
1. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, by Matthew, with 77,444 Views, or 19% of the Views
2. Article About Miss California Nude Picture, by Michael, with 51,500 Views, or 12.6% of the Views
3. Obama to Sell B-2 Bomber Blueprints to China, by Matthew, with 13,011 Views, or 3.2% of the Views
4. Guns to Be Banned for Elderly, by Matthew, with 8,316 Views, or 2% of the Views
5. Fallout 3 Review, by Michael, with 6,186 Views, or 1.5% of the Views
6. Obama to Launch America Scouts, by Matthew, with 4,895 Views, or 1.2% of the Views
7. Sotomayor: Gun Ownership Unconstitutional, by Matthew, with 4,893 Views, or 1.2% of the Views
8. Miss California Topless Photos Strike Blow for Gay Marriage, by Matthew, with 4,040 Views, or 1% of the Views
9. Joe's Babe of the Week (Nancy Pelosi), by the Avitabile Brothers, with 3,421 Views, or .8% of the Views
10. Government Attempting to Seize Smith & Wesson, by Matthew, with 2,629 Views, or .6%
11. Obama Genetically Superior, Say Scientists, by Matthew, with 2,541 Views
12. New Xbox Planned for this Year, by the Avitabile Brothers, with 2,442 Views
13. Joe's Look-Alike of the Day, by Michael, with 2,304 Views
14. Proof Surfaces of Obama Being Born on Cruise Ship, by Michael, with 2,082 Views
15. Palin to Join Obama Cabinet, by Matthew, with 2,079 Views
16. Will the Republican Party Learn in New York?, by Mr. K, with 2,056 Views
17. US Mint Contemplating Putting Obama On Quarter, by Michael, with 2,003 Views
BOLD= Satire
MOST VIEWED ARTICLE PER-REGULAR WRITER:
Sirchadthepro's largest article of all-time is Dota Hero Builds, with 250 Views
E_D_Casabonne's biggest article of all-time is Is Obama Satan?: The Anti-Christ Test, with 1,069 Views
Alezend's greatest article of all-time is After Fox News of Canada, Pentagon says invading is "a Good Idea," with 165 Views
Aleph Shah's hugest article of all-time is Money Can't Buy Everything..., with 41 Views
Joe C.'s gluten-1st article of all-time is Swine Flu, Retro Style (Which Had NO Words), with 10 Views
UPDATE: Joe's article about Swine Flu has exploded as of late, getting 87 total views!
TOP COMMENTOR ALL-TIME:
Matthew has the most comments, Michael is second, Mr. d is third, and Mr. K is forth with the number of posts. However, the number of posts is not the only measure of comments, but also quality and originality. That means...
Well, hands down it has to be Innominatus, who's our biggest fan and our favorite commentor. Here's to you, Inno!
INTERESTING NOTES:
- Joe C. hasn't written on the blog the entire summer.
- We've written over 2,000 articles all-time.
- We've broken #250,000 on Alexa's ranking of top websites.
- Sirchadthepro and thecid are our newest writers
- We have been referenced on World Net Daily, an NRA Magazine, Gateway Pundit, and, in particular, Snopes three times!
- Joe C.'s favorite subject is himself.
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As you all know, I've done The Great Article Race semi-monthly for seven months now, so I figure I'll do one to categorize every article we've ever written. Now, don't be foolish, I can't name them all, but I will mention how many pageviews we've had since November 10, 2009, the very day we got an internet program to track our hits. This should be a hefty, statistics filled piece, so enjoy!
NUMBER OF PAGEVIEWS BY MONTH-
November- 6,954 Views
December- 2,404 Views (Our Lowest Month)
January- 51,985 Views (Matt's Military Oath Article Broke into the Mainstream)
February- 69,604 Views
March- 38,982 Views
April- 13,897 Views (The Tracker was Inoperative for Half this Month)
May- 96,652 Views (The Biggest Month, Mike's Miss California Article Hit Big)
June- 48,850 Views
July- 41,299 Views
August (So Far)- 37,703 Views
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF... 408,278 Views
NUMBER OF ARTICLES WRITTEN IN 2009:
Matthew- 790 Articles
Michael- 499 Articles
Mr. K- 278 Articles
Sirchadthepro- 17 Articles
Joe C.- 18 Articles, though one had no words and one had only a single sentence
Eli- 5 Articles
Alezend- 4 Articles
Aleph Shah- 3 Articles
Elsewhere- 2 Articles
Lute Barnes- 2 Articles
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF... 1,618 Articles
PAGEVIEWS ALL-TIME: 408,278 Views
The Biggest Articles of All-Time:
1. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, by Matthew, with 77,444 Views, or 19% of the Views
2. Article About Miss California Nude Picture, by Michael, with 51,500 Views, or 12.6% of the Views
3. Obama to Sell B-2 Bomber Blueprints to China, by Matthew, with 13,011 Views, or 3.2% of the Views
4. Guns to Be Banned for Elderly, by Matthew, with 8,316 Views, or 2% of the Views
5. Fallout 3 Review, by Michael, with 6,186 Views, or 1.5% of the Views
6. Obama to Launch America Scouts, by Matthew, with 4,895 Views, or 1.2% of the Views
7. Sotomayor: Gun Ownership Unconstitutional, by Matthew, with 4,893 Views, or 1.2% of the Views
8. Miss California Topless Photos Strike Blow for Gay Marriage, by Matthew, with 4,040 Views, or 1% of the Views
9. Joe's Babe of the Week (Nancy Pelosi), by the Avitabile Brothers, with 3,421 Views, or .8% of the Views
10. Government Attempting to Seize Smith & Wesson, by Matthew, with 2,629 Views, or .6%
11. Obama Genetically Superior, Say Scientists, by Matthew, with 2,541 Views
12. New Xbox Planned for this Year, by the Avitabile Brothers, with 2,442 Views
13. Joe's Look-Alike of the Day, by Michael, with 2,304 Views
14. Proof Surfaces of Obama Being Born on Cruise Ship, by Michael, with 2,082 Views
15. Palin to Join Obama Cabinet, by Matthew, with 2,079 Views
16. Will the Republican Party Learn in New York?, by Mr. K, with 2,056 Views
17. US Mint Contemplating Putting Obama On Quarter, by Michael, with 2,003 Views
BOLD= Satire
MOST VIEWED ARTICLE PER-REGULAR WRITER:
Sirchadthepro's largest article of all-time is Dota Hero Builds, with 250 Views
E_D_Casabonne's biggest article of all-time is Is Obama Satan?: The Anti-Christ Test, with 1,069 Views
Alezend's greatest article of all-time is After Fox News of Canada, Pentagon says invading is "a Good Idea," with 165 Views
Aleph Shah's hugest article of all-time is Money Can't Buy Everything..., with 41 Views
Joe C.'s gluten-1st article of all-time is Swine Flu, Retro Style (Which Had NO Words), with 10 Views
UPDATE: Joe's article about Swine Flu has exploded as of late, getting 87 total views!
TOP COMMENTOR ALL-TIME:
Matthew has the most comments, Michael is second, Mr. d is third, and Mr. K is forth with the number of posts. However, the number of posts is not the only measure of comments, but also quality and originality. That means...
Well, hands down it has to be Innominatus, who's our biggest fan and our favorite commentor. Here's to you, Inno!
INTERESTING NOTES:
- Joe C. hasn't written on the blog the entire summer.
- We've written over 2,000 articles all-time.
- We've broken #250,000 on Alexa's ranking of top websites.
- Sirchadthepro and thecid are our newest writers
- We have been referenced on World Net Daily, an NRA Magazine, Gateway Pundit, and, in particular, Snopes three times!
- Joe C.'s favorite subject is himself.
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Friday, July 10, 2009
The Great Article Race
Once again, it's that time of the month, everybody. Sorry about the delay, but this is the first GAR since May 22. I'd like our writers to comment on this story; tell me what you think, how we could change, what we can do together!
So, without further ado, the top writers since May 22:
Matt- 99
Mike- 156
Mr. K- 85
And three times running, our worst poster, Joe C., with exactly zero posts.
Unfortunately, as you can probably tell, not many people were writing articles the last month and a half. I am happy to report, however, that Luke, Mr. K, Matt, Mike, and Alezend all posted comments on several articles. So it's obvious that we are not all silent.
Yes, everyone, it is time for our favorite part of the Great Article Race, the part where we tell you all how our articles did in the last month and a half. From May 22 until today, July 9, we've had a total of 77,580 pageviews. Now...
The Five Biggest Articles of the Last Month and a Half:
1. Obama to Sell B-2 Bomber Blueprints to China by Matthew, with 10,431 views, or 13.4 percent of our views since the last Great Article Race.
2. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama by Matthew, with 5,444 views, or 7.0 percent of our pageviews
3. Sotomayor: Gun Ownership Illegal by Matthew, with 4,468 views, or 5.8 percent of our pageviews
4. Article About Miss California Nude Picture by Michael, with 2,353 views, or 3.0 percent of our pageviews
5. Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day by Michael, with 1,549 views, or 2.0 percent of our pagevies
Honorable Mention- Obama Calls Tea Parties Idiotic by Michael, with 1,011 views, or 1.3 percent of our pageviews
Bold=Satire
Mr. K's top article comes in at number 15, with Key Section of Honduras Constitution, which received 404 views in the last month and a half.
Introducing a new feature this month, the Top Commenter of the Month. Not only does this include the number of comments posted, but quality and insightfulness.
The top candidates are:
Mr. K, Luke, and Innominatus.
Now Mr. K is clearly one of our best commenters because he gives feedback quite often and quite verbosely. Luke is similar, always busting chops when he gets the chance. Innominatus, one of our most devoted and best readers, comes as a sort of dark horse candidate, as he doesn't even write on the blog. However, he comments a lot on our pieces, and it's always nice to know that we're being read by people out in the blogosphere.
And our top commenter of the month is... Innominatus. What really wins out for our best reader is how often he comments, and how well he comments. Always quick with his posts, he keeps us writers on our toes.
Some interesting notes of the past month and a half:
- Though Mr. K came in third this month in number of articles, his computer was on the fritz for a little while
- This month was the first time anyone has written more articles than Matthew
- This is the first time that no one has written an article other than Matt, Mike and Mr. K
- We had our first 10,000 blitz in the last month and a half. We hit almost 6,000 people.
- We had also planned a second blitz, but practically called it off.
- Where's Joe C.?
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So, without further ado, the top writers since May 22:
Matt- 99
Mike- 156
Mr. K- 85
And three times running, our worst poster, Joe C., with exactly zero posts.
Unfortunately, as you can probably tell, not many people were writing articles the last month and a half. I am happy to report, however, that Luke, Mr. K, Matt, Mike, and Alezend all posted comments on several articles. So it's obvious that we are not all silent.
Yes, everyone, it is time for our favorite part of the Great Article Race, the part where we tell you all how our articles did in the last month and a half. From May 22 until today, July 9, we've had a total of 77,580 pageviews. Now...
The Five Biggest Articles of the Last Month and a Half:
1. Obama to Sell B-2 Bomber Blueprints to China by Matthew, with 10,431 views, or 13.4 percent of our views since the last Great Article Race.
2. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama by Matthew, with 5,444 views, or 7.0 percent of our pageviews
3. Sotomayor: Gun Ownership Illegal by Matthew, with 4,468 views, or 5.8 percent of our pageviews
4. Article About Miss California Nude Picture by Michael, with 2,353 views, or 3.0 percent of our pageviews
5. Joe's Look-A-Like of the Day by Michael, with 1,549 views, or 2.0 percent of our pagevies
Honorable Mention- Obama Calls Tea Parties Idiotic by Michael, with 1,011 views, or 1.3 percent of our pageviews
Bold=Satire
Mr. K's top article comes in at number 15, with Key Section of Honduras Constitution, which received 404 views in the last month and a half.
Introducing a new feature this month, the Top Commenter of the Month. Not only does this include the number of comments posted, but quality and insightfulness.
The top candidates are:
Mr. K, Luke, and Innominatus.
Now Mr. K is clearly one of our best commenters because he gives feedback quite often and quite verbosely. Luke is similar, always busting chops when he gets the chance. Innominatus, one of our most devoted and best readers, comes as a sort of dark horse candidate, as he doesn't even write on the blog. However, he comments a lot on our pieces, and it's always nice to know that we're being read by people out in the blogosphere.
And our top commenter of the month is... Innominatus. What really wins out for our best reader is how often he comments, and how well he comments. Always quick with his posts, he keeps us writers on our toes.
Some interesting notes of the past month and a half:
- Though Mr. K came in third this month in number of articles, his computer was on the fritz for a little while
- This month was the first time anyone has written more articles than Matthew
- This is the first time that no one has written an article other than Matt, Mike and Mr. K
- We had our first 10,000 blitz in the last month and a half. We hit almost 6,000 people.
- We had also planned a second blitz, but practically called it off.
- Where's Joe C.?
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Friday, May 22, 2009
The Great Article Race
It's that time of the month again, folks. Unlike previous months, I'm going to lump the statistics in with the number of posts, so this will be a moderately lengthy article. Anyway, this will document our posts from April 14th to today, May 22nd. So, without further ado, the top posters of the last month are:
1. Matthew, with 116 posts
2. Michael, with 61 posts
3. Mr. K, with 36 posts
4. E_D_Casabonne, with 2 posts
4. Light of the Word, with 2 posts
4. Elsewhere, with 2 posts
And Last, for 2 months running, Joe C., with 5 posts: one had literally no words, another was just one sentence, two were videos, and another mocked Orthodox Christianity.
And back by popular demand are the top 6 posts of the month. In the last month's time, we've had one of the most successful months in Jumping in Pools history, reaching 88,953 pageviews from April 22nd to May 22nd. That's an incredible number that I don't think we'll reach again for a while unless we break some amazing news, or Joe C. actually writes an article or two. Anyway, here are the top articles of the month:
1. Miss California Article About Nude Photos, with 48,993 views, or 55.1% of our views this month
2. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, Not Constitution, with 4,709 views, or 5.3% of our views this month
3. Miss California Topless Photos Strike Blow for Gay Marriage, with 3,980 views, or 4.5% of our views this month
4. Government Attempting to Seize Smith & Wesson, with 2,297 views, or 2.6% of our views this month
5. Miss California Considering Adult Films After Nude Photo Flap, with 1,322 views, or 1.5% of our views this month
6. Obama to Apologize for American War Crimes During WWII, with 1,066 views, or 1.2% of our views this month
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes:
Mr. K's top article came in at #18 with his article, France Goes too Far
Joe C.'s article, Swine Flu, Retro Style, is our first article with no words
This is the first time since we started the Great Article Race that an article has beaten Matt's Military Oath article in pageviews
Light of the Word and Elsewhere wrote their first articles this past month
Alezend and Lute Barnes wrote no articles
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1. Matthew, with 116 posts
2. Michael, with 61 posts
3. Mr. K, with 36 posts
4. E_D_Casabonne, with 2 posts
4. Light of the Word, with 2 posts
4. Elsewhere, with 2 posts
And Last, for 2 months running, Joe C., with 5 posts: one had literally no words, another was just one sentence, two were videos, and another mocked Orthodox Christianity.
And back by popular demand are the top 6 posts of the month. In the last month's time, we've had one of the most successful months in Jumping in Pools history, reaching 88,953 pageviews from April 22nd to May 22nd. That's an incredible number that I don't think we'll reach again for a while unless we break some amazing news, or Joe C. actually writes an article or two. Anyway, here are the top articles of the month:
1. Miss California Article About Nude Photos, with 48,993 views, or 55.1% of our views this month
2. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, Not Constitution, with 4,709 views, or 5.3% of our views this month
3. Miss California Topless Photos Strike Blow for Gay Marriage, with 3,980 views, or 4.5% of our views this month
4. Government Attempting to Seize Smith & Wesson, with 2,297 views, or 2.6% of our views this month
5. Miss California Considering Adult Films After Nude Photo Flap, with 1,322 views, or 1.5% of our views this month
6. Obama to Apologize for American War Crimes During WWII, with 1,066 views, or 1.2% of our views this month
Bold= Satire
Interesting Notes:
Mr. K's top article came in at #18 with his article, France Goes too Far
Joe C.'s article, Swine Flu, Retro Style, is our first article with no words
This is the first time since we started the Great Article Race that an article has beaten Matt's Military Oath article in pageviews
Light of the Word and Elsewhere wrote their first articles this past month
Alezend and Lute Barnes wrote no articles
Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The Five Best Articles of the Last Month
It's that time of the month again, folks, the five biggest articles of the month. Unfortunately, due to problems beyond the control of Jumping in Pools, we may not be able to bring you results from after this last month. Well, I guess enjoy it while it's here!
From March 11 to April 6, the time being measured, we had 33,217 visitors.
The Top Five Articles of the Month:
1. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, written by Matt- 4,420 Views, or 13.3% of our views last month
2. Joe's Babe of the Week: Jane Fonda, written by the Avitabile Brothers- 1,011 Views, or 3% of our views last month
3. Fallout 3 Review, written by Michael- 896 Views, or 2.7% of our views last month
4. The Obama Anti-Christ Test, written by that up-and-coming star E_D_Casabonne- 811 Views, or 2.4% of our views last month
5. New Xbox Planned for this Year, written by the Avitabile Brother- 705 Views, or 2.1% of our views last month
Bold= Satire
Some interesting facts of the last month:
Matthew had 15 articles in the top 50.
Michael had 19 in the top 50.
The Avitabile Brothers wrting together had 8 articles in the top 50.
Every one of E_D_Cassabonne's 3 articles were in the top-50 of the month.
Mr. K's top article comes in at 36.
Alezend's top article came in at 61.
And Joe C... well, let's not talk about him.
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From March 11 to April 6, the time being measured, we had 33,217 visitors.
The Top Five Articles of the Month:
1. Military to Pledge Oath to Obama, written by Matt- 4,420 Views, or 13.3% of our views last month
2. Joe's Babe of the Week: Jane Fonda, written by the Avitabile Brothers- 1,011 Views, or 3% of our views last month
3. Fallout 3 Review, written by Michael- 896 Views, or 2.7% of our views last month
4. The Obama Anti-Christ Test, written by that up-and-coming star E_D_Casabonne- 811 Views, or 2.4% of our views last month
5. New Xbox Planned for this Year, written by the Avitabile Brother- 705 Views, or 2.1% of our views last month
Bold= Satire
Some interesting facts of the last month:
Matthew had 15 articles in the top 50.
Michael had 19 in the top 50.
The Avitabile Brothers wrting together had 8 articles in the top 50.
Every one of E_D_Cassabonne's 3 articles were in the top-50 of the month.
Mr. K's top article comes in at 36.
Alezend's top article came in at 61.
And Joe C... well, let's not talk about him.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The Great Article Race
Yes, it's that time of the month again, folks. It's time to see who our top writers are, and whether or not Joe C. actually wrote an article! We've had a busy month, so without further ado...
The Top Posters of the Month:
Matthew with 145
Michael with 99
Mr. K with 16
Alezend with 3
E_D_Casabonne with 1
Lute Barnes with 1
and the worst poster of the month:
Joe C, who technically wrote 5 articles, but only wrote one that was not about himself.
Here's looking at you, Joe
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The Top Posters of the Month:
Matthew with 145
Michael with 99
Mr. K with 16
Alezend with 3
E_D_Casabonne with 1
Lute Barnes with 1
and the worst poster of the month:
Joe C, who technically wrote 5 articles, but only wrote one that was not about himself.
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Friday, March 27, 2009
A Call to Action for Joe C.
Alright, Joe C., we've waited long enough for you to post an article you actually write yourself. The most recent was written by me...
So here's an observation: Alezend, alone, has written as many articles as you have in the last two months. What's worse, Alezend only started writing this week.
Therefore, I declare a competition started between Joe C. and Alezand. I do not believe that death to the loser is strong enough, no, no, we must do something more drastic. Okay, the end result is thus: if Joe C. doesn't post more articles than Alezend in the next week, starting today, he is not, I repeat, is not, allowed to be on his computer more than 20 hours a day. If Alezend writes less, he must not go insane over a certain person for an entire hour.
I know both punishments are very severe, but Joe C. must learn his place.
Also, has anyone seen Mr. K lately?
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So here's an observation: Alezend, alone, has written as many articles as you have in the last two months. What's worse, Alezend only started writing this week.
Therefore, I declare a competition started between Joe C. and Alezand. I do not believe that death to the loser is strong enough, no, no, we must do something more drastic. Okay, the end result is thus: if Joe C. doesn't post more articles than Alezend in the next week, starting today, he is not, I repeat, is not, allowed to be on his computer more than 20 hours a day. If Alezend writes less, he must not go insane over a certain person for an entire hour.
I know both punishments are very severe, but Joe C. must learn his place.
Also, has anyone seen Mr. K lately?
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Keeping Accounts at Jumping in Pools
We'd like to take some time and welcome our new writer, Alezend. Doing this, we'd like to do a rundown of our writers at our site.
1. Matt-- founder, editor, and primary contributor
2. Mike-- editor and primary contributor
3. Joe C.-- contributing writer
4. Editor in Chief-- contributing writer
5. Eli-- apprentice writer
6. Alezend-- apprentice writer
7. Lute Barnes-- intern
8. Squeeblz-- intern
To our writers, holler if you want your title changed...
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1. Matt-- founder, editor, and primary contributor
2. Mike-- editor and primary contributor
3. Joe C.-- contributing writer
4. Editor in Chief-- contributing writer
5. Eli-- apprentice writer
6. Alezend-- apprentice writer
7. Lute Barnes-- intern
8. Squeeblz-- intern
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Jumping in Pools Welcomes its Newest Contributor
Jumping in Pools welcomes its newest contributor, Alezend, who is looking to provide us with cutting-edge satire and a new look on things.
He's a student like most of us and is looking to bring quality content to our site.
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He's a student like most of us and is looking to bring quality content to our site.
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