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Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Sunday, July 4, 2010
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Sunday, June 27, 2010
I will watch Grown Ups'.
When Adam Sandler's latest Movie - "Grown Ups", is released on DVD and to DISH Cinema in a few months: I one hundred percent plan on purchasing it. Regardless of what the movie critics or Michael write about it. (Michael Avitabile, is the co-editor of this blog)
Why?
Because I'm a committed fan of Sandler's collective works of brilliance. Because I could care less about what those idiotic overpaid film critics write about this or that movie. And because I have seen the trailers, I have read what the audiences have written, and I believe it's close to impossible for a Sandler-Rock-Schneider movie to suck.
Michael - we agree on a lot of political things, but on this - you're just damn wrong, and until I see the movie and watch it for myself, I have absolutely no problem with calling you wrong on this movie.
Also, I would watch this in a Movie Theater; but I really hate them, and hearing some dude and chick making out........just ruins it for me; get a damn room you sickos!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Prediction: Furry Vengeance is Going to SUCK
Following in my long line of accurate predictions, I will look into the future and...oh dear Lord, I think I'm going to vomit. Must take eyes away and, wait, why is Brenden Fraser dancing with raccoons?! Look away! There is no plot, there is no plot! Noooooooooooooo!
Breath. In, out, in, out, in, out. Okay, that was me looking into the future at Furry Vengeance, which is set to release this Friday. That movie totally sucking is my "lock" of the week.
Mr. Fraser, please stick to clapping during award shows:
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Breath. In, out, in, out, in, out. Okay, that was me looking into the future at Furry Vengeance, which is set to release this Friday. That movie totally sucking is my "lock" of the week.
Mr. Fraser, please stick to clapping during award shows:
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Monday, April 19, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
The Room: Greatest Film Ever
B-Rated ep. 7: The Room from MarklevitzAOK on Vimeo.
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Young Frankenstein
That's Fronk-en-stien! An annual tradition of mine is to watch good ol' Mel Brooks's Young Frankenstein, my favorite comedy. How can you beat it? Gene Wilder is the title character, Mel Brooks and him wrote the script, and you have Marty Feldman and Peter Boyle.
Here are some awesome pictures to make you remember how awesome this flick really is:
And here's the original trailer:
Frau Blucher!
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Here are some awesome pictures to make you remember how awesome this flick really is:
And here's the original trailer:
Frau Blucher!
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Boondock Saints 2 Theaters
As a fan of the over-the-top, ultra violent Boondock Saints, I am pleased to announce that Boondock Saints 2 is coming to theaters on October 30th, just two days from now. It took them long enough; ten years to be exact.
From Moviefone:
The bad-guy-slaying McManus brothers, aka "the Saints," are back in action in a sequel to the 1999 box-office-dud-turned-DVD-hit 'The Boondock Saints' -- and it only took them 10 years to do it.
OK, so that's a long time -- especially if you number among the seriously diehard fans, some of whom have been known to decorate their chest with tattoos of the gun-wielding, Bible-quoting brothers' faces ... or, less creepily, mimic the bros' own tats by getting "Aquitas" and "Veritas" inked on their hands.
When 'Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day' explodes into theaters with its guns blazing on Oct. 30, it will mark the culmination of a 10-year war waged by filmmaker Troy Duffy -- once considered one of Hollywood's most promising up-and-coming young talents -- to get his second film made.
Why has it taken so long to make a sequel? For starters, although the original has made more than $40 million on DVD, it earned a paltry $30,000 at the box office in 1999. To be fair, it played in only two theaters for a single week -- but there's a reason for that.
Back in 1999, Miramax mogul Harvey Weinstein read Duffy's 'Boondock' script and was so impressed that he plucked the then-bartender from obscurity and signed him up to direct the film, tagged with a generous $15 million budget. What ensued is the stuff of Hollywood legend, as Duffy had a massive falling out with Weinstein over casting and their divergent visions for the film, prompting Harvey to bail on the deal (see the engrossing doc 'Overnight,' made by Duffy's former pals for a play-by-play of his brisk plummet from grace). Duffy eventually made the movie for $6 million with Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus playing the very entertaining brothers -- but by then it was too late. Duffy's reputation was shot, the movie got a painfully small release and -- perhaps worst of all -- Duffy had signed away DVD rights, so he saw not a cent of 'Boodock''s bountiful DVD earnings.
Though he's been embroiled in a legal battle for the DVD monies ever since, Duffy was finally able to nab $8 million in financing, pen a script for the sequel and reunite most of the original cast for 'Boondock II,' which sees the McManus bros come out of hiding in Ireland to avenge the death of a beloved Bostonian priest and bring their brand of Biblical justice upon new foes, including Peter Fonda and Judd Nelson.
Distributed domestically by Sony, the film opens in a respectable 70 theaters nationwide this Friday (much better than the two the original got) and will expand to more screens in the weeks to follow -- so long as the 'Boondock'-loving masses show up to support their boys, of course. Pray that they do.
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From Moviefone:
The bad-guy-slaying McManus brothers, aka "the Saints," are back in action in a sequel to the 1999 box-office-dud-turned-DVD-hit 'The Boondock Saints' -- and it only took them 10 years to do it.
OK, so that's a long time -- especially if you number among the seriously diehard fans, some of whom have been known to decorate their chest with tattoos of the gun-wielding, Bible-quoting brothers' faces ... or, less creepily, mimic the bros' own tats by getting "Aquitas" and "Veritas" inked on their hands.
When 'Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day' explodes into theaters with its guns blazing on Oct. 30, it will mark the culmination of a 10-year war waged by filmmaker Troy Duffy -- once considered one of Hollywood's most promising up-and-coming young talents -- to get his second film made.
Why has it taken so long to make a sequel? For starters, although the original has made more than $40 million on DVD, it earned a paltry $30,000 at the box office in 1999. To be fair, it played in only two theaters for a single week -- but there's a reason for that.
Back in 1999, Miramax mogul Harvey Weinstein read Duffy's 'Boondock' script and was so impressed that he plucked the then-bartender from obscurity and signed him up to direct the film, tagged with a generous $15 million budget. What ensued is the stuff of Hollywood legend, as Duffy had a massive falling out with Weinstein over casting and their divergent visions for the film, prompting Harvey to bail on the deal (see the engrossing doc 'Overnight,' made by Duffy's former pals for a play-by-play of his brisk plummet from grace). Duffy eventually made the movie for $6 million with Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus playing the very entertaining brothers -- but by then it was too late. Duffy's reputation was shot, the movie got a painfully small release and -- perhaps worst of all -- Duffy had signed away DVD rights, so he saw not a cent of 'Boodock''s bountiful DVD earnings.
Though he's been embroiled in a legal battle for the DVD monies ever since, Duffy was finally able to nab $8 million in financing, pen a script for the sequel and reunite most of the original cast for 'Boondock II,' which sees the McManus bros come out of hiding in Ireland to avenge the death of a beloved Bostonian priest and bring their brand of Biblical justice upon new foes, including Peter Fonda and Judd Nelson.
Distributed domestically by Sony, the film opens in a respectable 70 theaters nationwide this Friday (much better than the two the original got) and will expand to more screens in the weeks to follow -- so long as the 'Boondock'-loving masses show up to support their boys, of course. Pray that they do.
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Surprise, Couples Retreat SUCKS
When your commercials look like crap, and have you moaning at the awful jokes, you know you're in trouble. Couples Retreat, with the once famous Vince Vaughn, is such a movie.
Watching TV, I could tell this movie was a stinker from the first moment I saw its crap-tastic commercials. Well, the reviews are in, and Couples Retreat scores an abysmal 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, and a SWEET FEATHERY JESUS 2.4/10 on Metacritic. Actually, that may be the worst score I have ever seen.
Vince Vaughn: Hasn't Made a Watchable Movie in Years
So please, for all that is holy, don't see this God forsaken movie.
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Watching TV, I could tell this movie was a stinker from the first moment I saw its crap-tastic commercials. Well, the reviews are in, and Couples Retreat scores an abysmal 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, and a SWEET FEATHERY JESUS 2.4/10 on Metacritic. Actually, that may be the worst score I have ever seen.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Likely Reactions to Friend's Death in Movies Compared to Real Life
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Gingerdead Man
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Gingerdead Man 2: Possibly the Greatest Movie of All Time
Prepare to be amazed, and make sure the bathroom is unlocked:
Gingerdead Man 2 Trailer - Watch more funny videos here
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Movie Review-- Valkyrie
I was fortunate enough to see the movie Valkyrie with Tom Cruise a little while back. Overall, it was a positive experience. Cruise was good in the role of Count Stauffenburg and the rest of the supporting staff was good. This was particularly the case for the actor that played General Frohm.
The film was mostly historically accurate, but appeared to give too much leeway to Cruise's character. While Stauffenburg is a hero who did much to stop the Third Reich, the rest of the organization against Hitler was ignored in the film. For example, Erwi
n Rommel's role (which would later cause his suicide) was not included.
The movie was directed well, as the action left the viewer in suspense. This is an excellent feat, considering that most people must know how the adventure ends. Scenes are interposed excellently and even many technical details of the plot are used.
This movie is a must for history buffs, and is a good movie for those who are not. Even Hitler was in it. Good and to the point, this film earns:
3.5 stars/4.
The film was mostly historically accurate, but appeared to give too much leeway to Cruise's character. While Stauffenburg is a hero who did much to stop the Third Reich, the rest of the organization against Hitler was ignored in the film. For example, Erwi
n Rommel's role (which would later cause his suicide) was not included.The movie was directed well, as the action left the viewer in suspense. This is an excellent feat, considering that most people must know how the adventure ends. Scenes are interposed excellently and even many technical details of the plot are used.
This movie is a must for history buffs, and is a good movie for those who are not. Even Hitler was in it. Good and to the point, this film earns:
3.5 stars/4.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Bryan Pisano's Newest: Gingerdead Man 2
Former Middleburgh Central School teacher turned actor Bryan Pisano has logged another role in a film out west. This time it's called Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust. Released in 2008, Pisano plays the role of Dr. Lupas Callahan. A little about the flick from Wikipedia:
The movie begins with a narration sequence explaining what happened in the previous film. After the opening credits, the film begins in Los Angeles, California, where at Cheatum Studios, Kelvin Cheatum (K-von Moezzi) is trying to save his studio from bankruptcy by announcing an outrageous slate of genre films that will have horror hounds drooling: Hamburger Time Traveler Detective, Space Spankers 2015, and the ninth entry of his father's famous killer puppet franchise Tiny Terrors; however, things aren't going as he planned: all of the cast/crew members on the set are unhappy with Kelvin making them work 24/7 without pay, and someone who goes by the name of "Demon Warrior 13" is keeping the films from being sold. A 27-year-old handicapped man, Tommy Hines (Joseph Porter), comes to the studio unexpectedly with his head tour guide, Heather Crocker (Kelsey Sanders), because his final wish before he dies is to take a look around the studio and meet the star puppets of the Tiny Terrors franchise.
Meanwhile, Polly Bonderhoof (Michelle Bauer) receives special baked goods from her sister in Waco, Texas, and one of the baked goods is the Gingerdead Man (voiced by John Vulich). After escaping from the pastry box, the Gingerdead Man needs to find a way to transfer his soul into a human body, and he finds a spell book in the prop room and he finds a way: Transmigration of the soul. All he has to do is kill five people, then he has to kill a sixth victim (a virgin) and has to drop one blood from the previous five victims on the points of an evil pentagram. So the Gingerdead Man starts killing people off one by one, until he is stopped by Tommy. It turns out that Tommy is "Demon Warrior 13", and that he has been e-mailing reviews to Kelvin warning him about the movies being bad, but he hasn't been responding because Kelvin's company doesn't take unsolicited mail. So Tommy ties Kelvin and Heather up and starts re-acting a scene fromTiny Terrors 9: Purgatory of the Petite that involves killing both of them with a dagger.
Suddenly, the Gingerdead Man stabs Tommy from behind, and goes to continue the Transmigration. But the Gingerdead Man made two mistakes: He did not add a drop of blood from the previous five victims on the points of the pentagram, and he accidentally let Tommy bleed across the whole pentagram, instead conjuring another spell: bringing dolls to life. And soon, the dolls from the set of Tiny Terrors come to life and start attacking the Gingerdead Man. They take a cross that was hanging from the set of the movie, and they hammer him to it,and burn him, making him look like Jesus Christ's death. Then, one of the actors from the movie Sir Ian Cavenaugh (Jacob Witkin) comes in and shoots all of the puppets with an AK-47, saving Kelvin and Heather's life. However, it appears that Tommy recorded the whole scene.
The film ends with Kelvin using the footage for Tiny Terrors 9 and wins an award for Best Horror Hand Puppet Motion Picture, he and Heather get married, and they live happily ever after. That is, until a hobo (Adam Green) comes across the burned Gingerdead Man in a garbage can, and desperate for food, takes a bite out of him, and suddenly he turns into the Gingerdead Man.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Creepers-- Greatest Film Ever
Creepers Teaser TrailerYes, this is a trailer for the greatest horror film in modern times, Creepers. Stars include former Middleburgh Central School teacher Bryan Pisano, who has his brains eaten by zombies.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Bryan Pisano Strikes Again
It appears that former MCS schoolteacher Bryan Pisano has landed another role in Hollywood. This time it's in the movie Where's Tuesday Monday?, slated to air next year. This current film is in production, and Mr. Pisano is filling the role of D.A. Hawkins.
It appears that this is an indie film, but I hope it gets picked up by some big conglomerate. At this rate, Pisano could become more famous than Gary Hayes.
Good job, Mr. Pisano. Wish you well.
It appears that this is an indie film, but I hope it gets picked up by some big conglomerate. At this rate, Pisano could become more famous than Gary Hayes.
Good job, Mr. Pisano. Wish you well.
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