Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. has another smokin' hot babe for our vast internets audience. Calm down, lads, it's right below.

This Week's Babe:
Janeane Garafalo
Janeane used to have a career, but she still has a career in foxiness. She used to be a comedian, but for some reason, no one was laughing. Sporting her trademark "Gary Hayes 1950's glasses," this hot babe can stare me up and down.
Who can forget her great performance, including her own death, in Team America: World Police (the greatest movie ever). Even in doll form, she raised my strings. Yeah, she's out of work because she has no talent, but the talents under her shirt is all I need.So Janeane, keep unemployed, I'll hire you in an hour. Call me at 1-800-JOE

Joe's Hotness Rank: 8.5/10.0 shotgun shells to the face (see Team America)

Joe's Babe of the Week

Jumping in Pools is beginning a weekly feature in which our resident sexpert Joe C. picks his hot babe of the week and tells us why. We're going to post one every Friday and at the end of the season, pick a babe of the season.

This week's pick:
Nancy Pelosi
Representing scenic San Francisco, this A-class babe is one for the record books. Strong, intelligent, and dead sexy, she became the first female speaker of the House of Representatives in 2007. Wearing low-cut blouses to House hearings, she turns heads across the aisle.

She's a big supporter of President Obama, who must really enjoy talking to her, especially if he's standing behind a podium (if you know what I mean, wink, what?) She is the perfect girl next door, except she's like 70. Oh well, I'll take all types, I guess.
Hot grandma.
Joe's Babe Score: 8.0/10 Joe Thumbs Up
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