Washington, D.C.- As President Barack Obama watched the Senate vote on the Stimulus Bill Friday night, witnesses said the President was "crying in happiness" over the success of the bill.
President Obama, who plans to go on vacation after he signs the Bill into law, is said to have said that the bill is "a new step towards freedom in the United States" and that "the poor will have pressure taken off of them" now that the bill has passed. Others at the get-together also said that Obama stated that, "The tide has turned, and a sigh of relief should fill the land."
The Stimulus Bill was passed 60-38 in the Senate Friday night, and was earlier passed by the House of Representatives. The 787 Billion bill was supported largely by Obama and Democrats, but only 3 Republicans in Congress as a whole.
"The passing of the bill is a bipartisan victory," said Obama in a press conference after the bill was passed. "When you see the country getting better, the people happier, and adults going back to work, you can thank the government," he continued.
When asked whether he had read the bill, the President said that was his own business and quickly ended the press conference.
Showing posts with label not a Muslim. Show all posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008
Top Ten Reasons You Can Tell Obama's Not a Muslim
First and foremost I want to make clear: Barack Obama is not a Muslim and never has been. Just to clarify. These are meant to be "humorous" or "satire."
# 10. He didn't kneel down to pray during the debate.
# 9. He is not having the White House pointed at Mecca.
#8. He doesn't use the word Insha'allah instead of hope.
#7. He has never referred to taxes as zakat.
#6. The pillars behind him during the convention speech weren't the Five Pillars.
#5. He has denied being the 12th Imam.
#4. He is not Albanian (which pretty much disqualifies him)
#3. He did not shout "Allahu Akbar" after winning the Iowa caucus.
#2. During one of the town hall meetings he noisily ate three plates of pork chops covered in bacon and smothered in pork gravy. Afterward he shouted, "It's good to be a kaffir!"
#1. He's not a Muslim, people! When are people going to realize that?
A bonus 11th one: He hasn't put a jihad on poverty.
# 10. He didn't kneel down to pray during the debate.
# 9. He is not having the White House pointed at Mecca.
#8. He doesn't use the word Insha'allah instead of hope.
#7. He has never referred to taxes as zakat.
#6. The pillars behind him during the convention speech weren't the Five Pillars.
#5. He has denied being the 12th Imam.
#4. He is not Albanian (which pretty much disqualifies him)
#3. He did not shout "Allahu Akbar" after winning the Iowa caucus.
#2. During one of the town hall meetings he noisily ate three plates of pork chops covered in bacon and smothered in pork gravy. Afterward he shouted, "It's good to be a kaffir!"
#1. He's not a Muslim, people! When are people going to realize that?
A bonus 11th one: He hasn't put a jihad on poverty.
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