Washington, D.C.- As President Barack Obama watched the Senate vote on the Stimulus Bill Friday night, witnesses said the President was "crying in happiness" over the success of the bill.
President Obama, who plans to go on vacation after he signs the Bill into law, is said to have said that the bill is "a new step towards freedom in the United States" and that "the poor will have pressure taken off of them" now that the bill has passed. Others at the get-together also said that Obama stated that, "The tide has turned, and a sigh of relief should fill the land."
The Stimulus Bill was passed 60-38 in the Senate Friday night, and was earlier passed by the House of Representatives. The 787 Billion bill was supported largely by Obama and Democrats, but only 3 Republicans in Congress as a whole.
"The passing of the bill is a bipartisan victory," said Obama in a press conference after the bill was passed. "When you see the country getting better, the people happier, and adults going back to work, you can thank the government," he continued.
When asked whether he had read the bill, the President said that was his own business and quickly ended the press conference.
3 comments:
The worthless son-of-a-whore has only been in office less than a month and the negro is already going to take a vacation! Shows exactly what he is! If it wasn't for his corrupt Chicago ties, he would also be on welfare with the rest of his race. All bow to the Obamination Messiah!
"When you see the country getting better, the people happier, and adults going back to work, you can thank the government," he continued.
This is satire right?
What a fucking loser faggot muslim.
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