To this on November 7th:
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Sammy Sosa Pictures
Well, this is just weird. One of baseball's all-time greatest sluggers (possibly thanks to performance enhancing drugs) is looking very different. Sammy Sosa's skin has considerably less pigmentation than before. Mr. Sosa went from this on May 13th:
To this on November 7th:
Possible reasons for this stark difference could be steroids, but the cause is not known for sure.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Clemens Speaks Out: 'The Steroids I Took Made Me Forget I Took Steroids'
Sports Central Late Edition
Jerry Beal
BRISTOL, CONNECTICUT- Speaking about accusations in the newly released book "American Icon: The Fall of Roger Clemens and the Rise of Steroids in America's Pastime," Roger Clemens admitted possibly taking steroids.
Appearing on ESPN's Mike and Mike in the Morning, Clemens stated in a prior press release that he intended to refute the claims of the newly release book, which accuses the seven-time All Star of knowingly taking steroids. Instead, Clemens veered off, making a shocking admission.
Responding to Mike Greenberg's question of whether he was injected by Brian McNamee or ever took steroids or HGH, Clemens stated, "I'll say the same thing I've said all along, Greeny, that I never knowingly took steroids. That doesn't mean that I didn't take them."
Following a pause, Mike Golic asked whether Clemens would like to clarify his statement.
"Look, my records speak for themselves. I don't remember taking steroids, but I may have. McNamee might have slipped me some, or maybe I intentionally took them and don't remember. But the fact remains that I am an innocent man who knows he doesn't remember taking steroids.
"I'm innocent until proven guilty," Clemens continued.
Clemens surprising turnaround caught many sports analyists off-guard. "He left the door open for the first time," said Ralph Anderson, a low-level sports reporter for CNR. "Instead of flatly denying the steroid allegations, Clemens left the question unanswered. Maybe he's having doubts himself."
The possible admission by Clemens comes after a long media silence by the possible Hall of Famer. He is scheduled to appear on the Jim Rome Show and Jim Rome is Burning this Thursday.
"People have to learn to leave me alone," Clemens concluded in the interview. "Report something else; I'm not front-page news."
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Jerry Beal
BRISTOL, CONNECTICUT- Speaking about accusations in the newly released book "American Icon: The Fall of Roger Clemens and the Rise of Steroids in America's Pastime," Roger Clemens admitted possibly taking steroids.
Appearing on ESPN's Mike and Mike in the Morning, Clemens stated in a prior press release that he intended to refute the claims of the newly release book, which accuses the seven-time All Star of knowingly taking steroids. Instead, Clemens veered off, making a shocking admission.
Responding to Mike Greenberg's question of whether he was injected by Brian McNamee or ever took steroids or HGH, Clemens stated, "I'll say the same thing I've said all along, Greeny, that I never knowingly took steroids. That doesn't mean that I didn't take them."
Following a pause, Mike Golic asked whether Clemens would like to clarify his statement.
"Look, my records speak for themselves. I don't remember taking steroids, but I may have. McNamee might have slipped me some, or maybe I intentionally took them and don't remember. But the fact remains that I am an innocent man who knows he doesn't remember taking steroids.
"I'm innocent until proven guilty," Clemens continued.
Clemens surprising turnaround caught many sports analyists off-guard. "He left the door open for the first time," said Ralph Anderson, a low-level sports reporter for CNR. "Instead of flatly denying the steroid allegations, Clemens left the question unanswered. Maybe he's having doubts himself."
The possible admission by Clemens comes after a long media silence by the possible Hall of Famer. He is scheduled to appear on the Jim Rome Show and Jim Rome is Burning this Thursday.
"People have to learn to leave me alone," Clemens concluded in the interview. "Report something else; I'm not front-page news."
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Joe's Technology of the Week
Dr. Joe is back from the reaches of the Congo and has discovered new technologies that can even civilize the wily Eskimo. With the fast pace of our world, we must remember that even five years ago we did not even have the automobile! That is why we must strive to help build the future of our mutant, half-human half-insect children.
Joe's Technology:
Steroids
From the most advanced laboratories in the world comes this remarkable potion of life. By inserting a long syringe directly into the testicles of a pubescent boy, we have the great injection of steroids. It has been reported that a man was able to lift three horse with three arms after just one shot of these wonders.
So I say unto the masses: take steroids! There are no negative side effects, and if anything, it will make you smarter and more handsome. They enhance your health and reportedly cure all forms of cancer. And for the men, I hear that it makes more than just your muscles bigger (hint). So take out an old, used syringe and inject today!
NOTE: This will probably kill you. Do not do this. Yes, this means you, A-Rod.
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Joe's Technology:
Steroids
From the most advanced laboratories in the world comes this remarkable potion of life. By inserting a long syringe directly into the testicles of a pubescent boy, we have the great injection of steroids. It has been reported that a man was able to lift three horse with three arms after just one shot of these wonders.
So I say unto the masses: take steroids! There are no negative side effects, and if anything, it will make you smarter and more handsome. They enhance your health and reportedly cure all forms of cancer. And for the men, I hear that it makes more than just your muscles bigger (hint). So take out an old, used syringe and inject today!
NOTE: This will probably kill you. Do not do this. Yes, this means you, A-Rod.
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Obama Tests Positive for Steroids
In another blow to the nascent Obama Administration, an attorney for the Food and Drug Administration announced on Monday that the President has tested positive for campaign-enhancing substances.
"It is my sad duty to inform the press that Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, has tested positive for three different types of steroids." said a teary-eyed James Kennedy. "The blood sample which contained the steroids was drawn in February 2008, just after Obama had won the Iowa primary."
The White House has been quick to deny the claims. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has released a statement declaring that the only drugs taken by the President during the campaign was, "his daily habit of four packs of cigarettes, a daily dose of codeine and one Advil."
Political experts assert that they had their suspicions. Hector Luis Vazquez, Associate Professor at SUNY Oswego in New York, stated that the warning signs were obvious.
"You could tell that something was not quite right." he said in a phone interview. "Obama gained a lot of bulk around the time that he arrived at the second Democratic debate. He also had reporters tour his Chicago personal gym, and deadlifted over 400 pounds.
"And during the campaign against Hillary [Clinton], he was frequently complaining of sore legs and groin injuries; surefire signs of a steroid problem."
By March 2008, the then-Illinois Senator was purported to be taking various steroids, all of which were illegal for human use.
Doctors confirm that one of them was Dexamethasone, which is a canine steroid. It was implied in the FDA report that the President's staff acquired these steroids from a veterinarian in the Philippines. Side affects of Dexamethasone include foaming at the mouth and detached retinas.
"You could tell that the steroids were affecting his actions." said Vazquez, "He was always hopped up on energy, and began to get crabby. During the campaign against McCain, he snapped, 'I hope your children die' to a loyal supporter who asked for an autograph.
"The demeaning attitude, the derisive ads, the bulging vein in his forehead; you could tell that something was seriously wrong. Anyone who was paying attention could have seen this."
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"It is my sad duty to inform the press that Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, has tested positive for three different types of steroids." said a teary-eyed James Kennedy. "The blood sample which contained the steroids was drawn in February 2008, just after Obama had won the Iowa primary."
The White House has been quick to deny the claims. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has released a statement declaring that the only drugs taken by the President during the campaign was, "his daily habit of four packs of cigarettes, a daily dose of codeine and one Advil."
Political experts assert that they had their suspicions. Hector Luis Vazquez, Associate Professor at SUNY Oswego in New York, stated that the warning signs were obvious.
"You could tell that something was not quite right." he said in a phone interview. "Obama gained a lot of bulk around the time that he arrived at the second Democratic debate. He also had reporters tour his Chicago personal gym, and deadlifted over 400 pounds.
"And during the campaign against Hillary [Clinton], he was frequently complaining of sore legs and groin injuries; surefire signs of a steroid problem."
By March 2008, the then-Illinois Senator was purported to be taking various steroids, all of which were illegal for human use.
Doctors confirm that one of them was Dexamethasone, which is a canine steroid. It was implied in the FDA report that the President's staff acquired these steroids from a veterinarian in the Philippines. Side affects of Dexamethasone include foaming at the mouth and detached retinas.
"You could tell that the steroids were affecting his actions." said Vazquez, "He was always hopped up on energy, and began to get crabby. During the campaign against McCain, he snapped, 'I hope your children die' to a loyal supporter who asked for an autograph.
"The demeaning attitude, the derisive ads, the bulging vein in his forehead; you could tell that something was seriously wrong. Anyone who was paying attention could have seen this."
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