Joe's Babe of the Week

Well, ladies and gents, it's time for you to salivate on your desk for Dr. Joe's prescription for the blues. I hope that you had a good week, as good as I had looking up photos of this hottie. So buckle your pants for this week's instrument of hotness:

Rosie O'DonnellBorn in the same log cabin that Mary Todd Lincoln was born, this babe is a carbon copy in every way. With looks like hers, it's a wonder that a man hasn't snatched her up. Elizabeth Hasselbeck should count herself lucky that she didn't get herself broken in half by Rosie's thighs.So everyone should speak up in favor of the hottest thing to hit the airwaves since Fatty Arbuckle doused himself with gasoline and lit himself on fire. Her looks are as hot as a sinner trying to drag himself out of hell. Yet a simple irony remains, looking at Rosie is like heaven.So break out those old tapes of the View, and make sure your wife doesn't find out!

Joe's Forecast for Love: 6.5/10.0 exploding pants

And check out last week's babe!

Celebrities to Make Us Regret Electing Obama at His Own Inauguration

Well, as if the nation doesn't need anything else on its hands. Recession, war, the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies... and now this?

Apparently a bunch of "really smart" celebrities are going to celebrate the fact that they finally jumped on the right bandwagon. They're going to be real happy that they were able to push Barack Obama over the top with their shrill messages and condescending assholery.

Sweet merciful Washington:

HBO will televise the celebration, entitled "We Are One," which takes place from 7:00-9:00 p.m. on Sunday, Jan. 18 in Washington. The kickoff event foreshadows a week of activities and celebrations surrounding the inauguration next Tuesday of President-elect Obama.

"We have found that the great artists are eager to take part and each one is working with us to find music that expresses the optimism and hope that people bring to the Obama inauguration," said Michael Stevens, the director of the production.

I may be mistaken, but this may be a sign of the apocalypse.