Joe's Babe of the Week

I don't know what happened, Joe faithful. Apparently, I spent the last week in the captivity of Nicaraguan pirates. Or at least, that what my doctors tell me I saw. Well, anyway, here's my babe of the week:

Joe's Babe of the Week: Barbara Boxer
Do you that creeping sensation you get up your back when you see something scary? For some reason I always get that in my pants when looking at this fine woman. Maybe it's because she's frighteningly pretty, or just frightening, but it's always a doozy.Mrs. Boxer is known for here for her insanity as a representative for California, but known world-wide for her looks. All Joe knows is that he's glad he's wearing Boxer shorts.
Keep up the good work, ma'am, and I'll keep it up too!

Joe's Hot Score: 8.0/10 Ups


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Joe's Babe of the Week

Yes, it's that time of the week again when Dr. Joe comes out of hiding and decides to enlighten the world with one of his patented babes. This week he's picked only the hottest, babiest babe.

This week's babe:
Sheila Jackson Lee
Yes, she might think that the Jews are evil... and that being a Democrat is acceptable, but she's not crazy to Dr. Joe. Instead, she serves as Congress' hottest babe.
She come from Texas, where she was Miss Texas nine times, even though six of those times she was ineligible. Not only that, when she ran for Congress, she thought that it was another beauty pageant. Lucky for us, she did!

Joe's Sizzlin' Factor:

5.5/10.0 Smokin's


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Joe's Babe of the Week

Dr. Joe is back from the savanna with a lion's head in tow. He's no king of the jungle now! Having this gigantic head in my locker, it reminds me of someone who is a gigantic babe with a gigantic nose.

This Week's Babe:
Barbra Streisand
With a nose the size of your fist, this babe is a real knock out. Known all over the world as one of the greatest singers of all time, in between Frank Sinatra and Courtney Love, it is clear to see why she is so famous. Her voice has the ability to make angels cry; unfortunately, it is not because they are happy.She is also a world famous actress, appearing in such productions as a Crazy Straw commercial and one Nickelodeon commercial in which she is the adult in the background of children playing. But one thing she doesn't need to act: sexy!
So remember lads, I saw her first, but you can always look!

Joe's Face Rating: 7.0/10.0 Schnozes

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Joe's Babe of the Week

Joe C. has been poring over issues of Playboy to get us our next hot babe of the week. So get ready and hold onto your pants.

This week's babe:
Cindy SheehanWith a whiny voice and a shrill sense of total bitchiness, this "patriot" tops our list this week. Joe wants to teach her how to raise his American flag. Famous for disrespecting our troops, her beauty is forgotten in the mix.Even conservatives like to read stories about her-- as long as there are pictures. Who can forget when she wore that short skirt when she saw Hugo Chavez in 2005? Bet he feels good that he killed those political opponents to gain control. Or who can forget when President Bush punched the broad through a plate-glass window?

Cindy, you can protest at my place any time.

Joe's Babe Scores: 7.0/10.0 Fullstaff flags