Dr. Joe is back to make sure that you have all of the advice you need for that special someone. Being a man who has used up and thrown away almost every girl at SUNY Oneonta and Hartwick, I feel compelled to tell you some of my amazing, free, relationship techniques!
1. Avoid proposing marriage during the first date.
2. It is always safer to tell her you have AIDS only after you have intercourse.
3. Don't start every sentence with, "While I was in prison...."
4. Explain that those teardrop tattoos are of the tears of joy you had when you met them.
5. Don't refer to potential children as "curses."
6. Explain your long criminal record as "the Boy Scouts."
7. Wait to tell her you can't read.
8. What not to wear on the first date: one of those propeller hats that little kids wear.
9. Don't begin sentences with, "When you die..."
10. Try not to refer to yourself in the first person.
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Game Review: Baseball Mogul
Now, I'm not the biggest gamer, but I know what I hate... and this game is not one of them. Released every year, the Baseball Mogul series is an asset to anyone who follows baseball.
You are able to become the general manager/owner of any team between the year 1900 and the present. You are able to build up a farm system, build a new stadium, set ticket prices, or whatever strikes your sports fancy.
There are a myriad of stats, and you can also play around with the stadium features to affect the players' stats. You are able to build up your dream teams or are able to relive the summers of your youth.
You can also be restrained by payroll and learn how to balance a budget while trying to keep a winning record.
There are a few drawbacks in the game, like not having more control over the farm system. There also aren't waivers or a Rule 5 draft.
But buy this if you can. It's cheap and worth it.
HOWEVER, it can be super-time consuming, so be careful.
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You are able to become the general manager/owner of any team between the year 1900 and the present. You are able to build up a farm system, build a new stadium, set ticket prices, or whatever strikes your sports fancy.
There are a myriad of stats, and you can also play around with the stadium features to affect the players' stats. You are able to build up your dream teams or are able to relive the summers of your youth.
You can also be restrained by payroll and learn how to balance a budget while trying to keep a winning record.
There are a few drawbacks in the game, like not having more control over the farm system. There also aren't waivers or a Rule 5 draft.
But buy this if you can. It's cheap and worth it.
HOWEVER, it can be super-time consuming, so be careful.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Obama to Change Eagle on Presidential Seal to Golden Eagle
Washington, D.C.- In what the Obama administration is calling "a major change in US symbolism," President Barack Obama has voiced his support for a planned change in the Presidential Seal of the United States.
"The change in the seal is two fold," said Obama at a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. "First, it shows a clear and clean break with the past. We are moving forward into the future, and the past will no longer hold us back.”
“Second, the golden eagle will be a symbol of the wealth of the United States. It will show our wealth, our strength, our pride. And what’s more, it will still show our beloved eagle.
Citing support for the Golden Eagle coin, originally minted in the United States in 1986, Obama believes that Americans will be happy with the switch. “If we can put a golden eagle on our coins, it’s not a great leap to put it on the Presidential Seal.”
The proposal, which Obama plans to put before Congress in early March, could be enacted by late April. Tim Geithner, President Obama’s Secretary of the Treasury, says this plan is “delightful.”
“I’m hoping that the Golden Eagle will replace the eagle on the back of the quarter,” Geithner said. “The faster and more fully we implement this change, the faster it will become a norm in American society, and the faster the American people will accept the change.”
Judd Gregg, Obama’s choice for Commerce Secretary, is believed to be against the planned change. According to Tracy Hillenbrand, a secretary for Gregg, said that it was “possible” that his withdrawal of nomination was due in part to the projected change of the Great Seal and currency.
“He was upset, he was pretty livid about the change,” Hillenbrand continued. “He said that things don’t, and shouldn’t, work like this. It hurt me to see him so upset.”
“The American people can gather behind the new symbol of our country like masses following an energetic leader,” Obama summarized. -News
"The change in the seal is two fold," said Obama at a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. "First, it shows a clear and clean break with the past. We are moving forward into the future, and the past will no longer hold us back.”
“Second, the golden eagle will be a symbol of the wealth of the United States. It will show our wealth, our strength, our pride. And what’s more, it will still show our beloved eagle.
Citing support for the Golden Eagle coin, originally minted in the United States in 1986, Obama believes that Americans will be happy with the switch. “If we can put a golden eagle on our coins, it’s not a great leap to put it on the Presidential Seal.”
The proposal, which Obama plans to put before Congress in early March, could be enacted by late April. Tim Geithner, President Obama’s Secretary of the Treasury, says this plan is “delightful.”
“I’m hoping that the Golden Eagle will replace the eagle on the back of the quarter,” Geithner said. “The faster and more fully we implement this change, the faster it will become a norm in American society, and the faster the American people will accept the change.”
Judd Gregg, Obama’s choice for Commerce Secretary, is believed to be against the planned change. According to Tracy Hillenbrand, a secretary for Gregg, said that it was “possible” that his withdrawal of nomination was due in part to the projected change of the Great Seal and currency.
“He was upset, he was pretty livid about the change,” Hillenbrand continued. “He said that things don’t, and shouldn’t, work like this. It hurt me to see him so upset.”
“The American people can gather behind the new symbol of our country like masses following an energetic leader,” Obama summarized. -News
Murphy does not vote that often.
Democrat Scott Murphy who is attempting to defeat Jim Tedisco in a special election on March 31st to retain the 20th congressional seat for Democrats, apparently as well as not paying taxes that well, does not like to vote that much :
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Straight from the RNC:
“Murphy registered to vote in New York City in 1996, but from March 2000 until March 2004 he didn’t vote in as many as eight different elections.”
Gotta love that the Democrat candidate couldn’t even find the time to execute his civic duty. Maybe, he’ll think voting is important enough to vote for himself on March 31."
via - www.thefrontlinecoalition.com
I wrote this article today, about how Gillibrand is now turning her back on the 100% NRA rating and becoming more liberal on the second amendment and fiscal conservatism, how she is a hypocrite, and an update on the 20th congressional election :
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When New York Governor David Paterson appointed little known Congressman Kirsten Gillibrand to the United States Senate, Conservative Republicans believed we might actually have a pro-second amendment, fiscal conservative representing New York in the United States Senate. We believed this because Gillibrand was rated 100% by the National Rifle Association on second amendment issues, and was a fiscal Conservative - as evidence by her no vote against the T.A.R.P bailout last October.
So much can change in just one month, especially in politics, as Gillibrand voted for the economic spending bill twice, and as this quote from an Associated Press story says, she has flip flopped on the Second Amendment :
>"Gillibrand has that her views are broadening as she moves from representing one rural district to the entire state. She has said she would work to fight gun violence while still protecting hunters' rights".
Gillibrand is a hypocrite.
A 100% rating from the National Rifle Association means your voting record believes in individual gunownership rights, self defense rights, and hunters rights - while affirming the right to bear arms each and every single vote.
Gillibrand now only favors hunters rights, because a Liberal gun lunatic from downstate is threatening to run against her in the 2010 Senate primary race because of the good rating from the N.R.A, she has sold her soul to the devil, and deserves to be voted out. We have enough anti-second amendment hypocritcal scum in Washington already, as well as representing New York state.
As for the 20th Congressional district seat she left behind, the Republican - House minority leader, Jim Tedisco, is the favorite to win over little known businessman tax cheat Scott Murphy, as he had a legislative record of sical conservatism, a 100% rating from the National Rifle Association , and a record of standing up to liberals on tough issues. Sounds a lot like Gillibrand, except Tedisco has principles, plus he would be moving from one Conservative district to representing another Conservative district, no reason to barter his principles.
Tedisco 09! Is all I can say.
The election will be held on March 31st 2009, the Republican National Committee, www.rebuildtheparty.com , and other Republican Conservative groups are looking at this election as very important, also as a keystone in reclaiming the United States Congress for the GOP.
In summary, Gillibrand is another liberal hypocrite hack, and the 111th United States Congress will have a new Conservative Republican in chamber"
I am pulling for a Tedisco victory, no doubt, but this election is vital to the Republican Party return back to Conservatism.
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