Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Farve should retire.


Brett Farve is a football legend in his own right: 497 Touchdown's have been thrown, 181 Wins have been achieved, and over 60% of passes have successfully been completed. Not one smart individual on this planet will oppose his claim to greatness, or his rightful place in the NFL Hall-Of-Fame located in Canton, Ohio.

However, his time has come and gone, and it's time to retire for good.

Farve can still toss the ball downfield with relative ease, and I'm sure the Minnesota Vikings are pleased to have him - who wouldn't? I was ecstatic when he joined the Jets squad back in 2008. But his refusal to retire is no longer about his love for the game, but for a love of self promotion and one long, last media hurrah. One that will be his ultimate downfall.

I wish him well this season, and I hope it's his last hurrah for his sake.

Any thoughts?

P.S. - If Farve really does believe in his website's slogan: "For The Love Of The Game", he'll hang up the cleats before hurting his Team, and his Legacy.

P.P.S - Farve needs to call Ken Griffey Jr.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Roethlisberger Suspended

As expected, QB Ben Roethlisberger has been suspended for the beginning of the up-coming NFL season. The Steelers QB has been suspended for six weeks, but has the chance to decrease it to four with good behavior. The suspension comes after Roethlisberger was accused of rape and inappropriate behavior.

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Ben Roethlisberger Trade?

Sources indicate that the Pittsburgh Steelers are looking to trade their recently suspended star QB Ben Roethlisberger. This comes on the heels of a six game suspension handed down today, which came about after Roethlisberger had been accused of rape and inappropriate behavior.
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Sunday, April 4, 2010

McNabb to Redskins

Sources confirm that the Eagle star quarterback Donovan McNabb is going to the Redskins. The pro bowler is being sent to Washington for a Second Round Pick. Other teams that were rumored to have been close to getting McNabb were the Raiders and the Vikings. We tried to photoshop him into a Redskins uniform here.
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Friday, March 5, 2010

Yikes: Ben Roethlisberger Accused of Sexual Assault

Two-time Super Bowl winner Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault.

More from CNN:

NFL quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is accused of sexually assaulting a woman at a rural Georgia nightspot early Friday, police said.

Police talked to Roethlisberger, 28, and the 20-year-old woman at the scene immediately after the incident was reported at about 2:30 a.m. Friday morning at Capital City in Milledgeville, Georgia, said Deputy Police Chief Richard Malone.

However, Malone said investigators still need to do a follow-up interview with Roethlisberger and witnesses. He added that nobody has been charged in the alleged incident and stopped short of calling the football player a suspect.

The woman "alleged that he is the perpetrator," Malone told reporters.

He said the woman was part of a group mingling with Roethlisberger's friends at the restaurant and that the groups had gone to other bars and restaurants over the course of the evening.

He said the woman was treated and released from a local hospital Friday morning.

Roethlisberger's agent, Ryan Tollner, said his client would cooperate in the investigation. Roethlisberger has been the starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers for six seasons, guiding the team to two Super Bowl championships.

"Last night, Ben and his friends met a group of women and everyone mingled together throughout the evening," Tollner said in a written statement Friday. "We have spoken to law enforcement. Based on information currently available, an allegation was made against Ben, which appeared to be dismissed after a preliminary investigation last night.

"Obviously, given the prior accusation against Ben, we are skeptical of motive, but we will continue to cooperate with everyone involved."

Tollner was referring to a civil complaint filed against Roethlisberger last year, also alleging sexual assault. Roethlisberger has denied the allegations by an executive casino host at Harrah's Lake Tahoe, saying, "I would never, ever force myself on a woman."

Roethlisberger and eight Harrah's employees are named in the suit, which seeks at least $390,000, plus unspecified punitive damages, from the defendants.


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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Who Won the Super Bowl?

Saints 34
Colts 17

Saints' first Super Bowl win

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Saints Win

Saints 34
Colts 17

Saints' first Super Bowl win

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Madden Franchise SUCKS

I have no joy in writing an article like this. I've played Madden games for over a decade, from my Super Nintendo, to N64, to my PS2, and most recently my Xbox. But it must be made known that the franchise is now just a dismal piece of garbage, not because it makes me feel good, but because by standing up, maybe EA will make some much-needed changes.

Let me start off by saying, yes, the graphics look good, as all current-gen games should. But that is all that this once great series has. I'll run down the major problems that Madden has had for years upon years, that have never been fixed and make you want to smash your system.

The Biggest Problem: AI

This is an egregious problem that has been present most noticeably since Madden's last-generation games, but has actually gotten worse as the years have gone by. I cannot count the number of times (literally hundreds) I've seen Offensive Linemen stand there, their hands up and feet planted, as defenders run by to tackle a running back or QB. To add insult to injury, many times the OL will pirouette towards the defender, clearly award of his presence, but not doing anything to stop him.

But that is hardly all of the AI problems. Passes that hit WR faces/helmets without them reacting, CBs, FSs, and SSs that watch as a run gains ten yards right in front of them before they react, somehow defenders with speeds of 75 staying in stride with WRs that have speeds of 95+, and omnipresently knowing where passes will be thrown the second it leaves the QB's hand, defenders with a pass right in front of them being the opposite of omnipresent and not reacting to a ball two inches above their heads, defenders that don't run to cut off ball-carriers, but run perpendicular to them so they get behind and aren't able to tackle, and so, so many other game-breaking, fundamental flaws that simply ruin the game.

By far these are the most terrible crimes against football gamers that have been present for years and have not been touched.

Problem Two: Morphing/Problems With the Concept of Momentum

I would not be surprised to learn that I have seen a football literally go through a defender/WR's hands one thousand times. The ball will just go right on through, like flying through the air; most of the time it ends up in the hands of an eager opponent who gladly catches the pass and turns the tide of a drive, whether good or bad. Of course, this is not all. Several hundred times I've seen RBs go right through a defender or two on his way to an extra five yards of falling forward.

Speaking of falling forward, has anyone at Madden ever heard of momentum? You know, if you move this way or that, you will continue to move this way or that unless opposed by a force in a different direction? Yes? Well, then tell me why a HB can be falling backwards and then instantaneously begin falling forward for an extra four yards. And for God's sake, why do ball carriers always seem to fall forward, even when being tackled by someone who weighs 150 pounds more than them?

Problem Three: Bells and Whistles

Sometimes the little things count, and sometimes the little things aren't so small. Point of fact, why isn't John Madden doing color commentary anymore for his own video games? On the PS2, he was paired with Al Michaels and, though they repeated a lot of lines, it was good, fluid, and they sounded interesting. Now, no Madden. Why, dear God, why? The announcers are boring, they seem to not care. And what was with that radio broadcasting crap a couple years ago? Who green-lighted that?

Speaking of the PS2, what happened to training camps? Or setting ticket prices? Or advertising for your team? Or a whole slew of other features that have been unceremoniously taken out of this generation's games. It's just not a good idea to go backwards as time goes forward. In fact, it's just plain stupid.

Problem Four: Madden's the Only Game in Town

Have you ever heard of the 2K franchise? Probably you have when it comes to basketball, hockey, and baseball. While not the pinnacle of video games in each respective sport, they make sure to put out a quality product. What's more, they force their competition to make strides forward too. Here lies the problem in the Madden franchise.

In 2005, 2K released a good, serviceable football game that was praised as being as good, if not better than Madden. But you know how when Madden releases new games it's $60? 2K released the game, brand new, for $20, or one-third of a new Madden. EA execs went nuts as a rival game threatened the Madden franchise, and bought exclusive rights to produce NFL games. In other words, 2K was not allowed to make games using NFL players or teams; only Madden could.

And from then on, no one was pushing Madden to produce good games. Why would they work so hard when the only one they have to compete with is themselves? And they still release a new game every year for sixty bucks. It's a sweet deal for them.

And Finally: Lip Service from Reviewers

The last five Madden games, according to Metacritic, have averaged a 81.4/100 rating. 81.4 is very respectable. But here's the problem: the review are complete crap. When you look at the average USER rating for the last five years, it comes to 61/100, over 20 less than the reviewers.

Compare that number to Metacritic's ratings for NBA 2K9: Reviewers game it an average of 84/100, users gave it a 82/100. Or NBA 2K10: Reviewers gave it a 82, users gave it an 81. Pretty similar, no? Or how about NFL 2K5, that got a 92 from reviewers and a 90 from users.

These very reviews show another over-arching problem. So what if there is horrible problems with AI, or no bells and whistles, no John Madden, and they're the only game in town? If EA thinks that people actually are giving games good reviews, then there is no reason to change the formula. Little work, big profits, good reviews. Why would they change?

But here's what's up: we need to let them know that their games SUCK. We need change, as our President has said so many times. They will not change if they see profit in continuing the crap that they do now. Competition, earning your money...that's a lesson they need to learn or we get the same crap every year.

And now I leave you all with the irate words of average people who got burned by the flaming crap that Madden releases every year (from Madden 10 reviews):

J Y, 2/10:

Madden was praised for its gameplay, something it had sorely missed the two years preceding (07, 08). This year's gameplay has taken a couple steps back rather than forward. The gameplay is slower paced as players have very dicey movements and cannot cut like in lsat years version. This year the game also took out the "Pass Commit and Run Commit" features. Come the end of the day, Madden's consumers purchase the game to have fun, it is one thing to try to up the game's realism but to do so at the cost of fun gameplay is not the correct path.

Jeff J, 2/10:

Gang tackling is ultra fake. You basically have 185-pound guys shaking off about 850 lbs. of DTs and LBs. This game is all about breaking tackles in a bogus and unrealistic manner. Tapping the buttons for a fumble recovery will be a 1-year novelty like the flashlight mode. WTF is this? Track and Field? Playbooks are extremely rudimentary. There's not really much that's good about this game.


iam cool, 0/10:

Are Gamespot and Gaming Trend the only honest reviewers? Every review says the fundamental problems that plague gameplay haven't been fixed but they still rate it in the 80's and 90's. Honestly?


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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Bears Fan Gets $28,000 Phone Bill for Watching Game on Laptop

Awesome... from Yahoo News:

"Take an AT&T wireless card with an unlimited data plan, add a laptop loaded with Slingbox software, and toss in a diehard Bears fan on a Caribbean-bound cruise ship that was still sitting in the Port of Miami. What could go wrong? A $28,000 phone bill, that's what.The scary story comes from an advice column (dubbed "The Fixer") in the Chicago Sun-Times (and discovered by the tireless bloggers at Engadget HD), and yes, folks—there's a happy ending.

So here's what happened, according to AT&T subscriber (victim?) Wayne Burdick of Schamburg, Il:
I was in Miami on Nov. 2 getting ready to go on a Caribbean cruise. I wanted to catch the Bears game before we left port. I have this wonderful Slingbox connected to my cable box, that feeds into my modem. It sends my cable signal through the Internet to my computer. I can then watch my cable package and DVR wherever I go. I just slide in my AT&T wireless card and click on Slingbox and up comes my cable TV.
Yep—pretty nice setup, as I can attest after my tests with one of the newer Slingbox models using a Sprint wireless EV-DO data card (read my review of the Slingbox PRO-HD here).

OK, so then what? Well, as Burdick told the Sun-Times, he did what any true Bears fan would do—he fired up his laptop, connected to his Slingbox via his AT&T wireless card, and watched a couple hours of the game.

Yes, he was on a cruise ship, but the ship was sitting in the Port of Miami the whole time, so it's not like he was roaming in international waters (and Burdick notes that he was careful not to use his phone during the cruise itself, for fear of racking up monstrous international roaming charges).

Nevertheless, Burdick says he came home to a rude shock: a cell phone bill for a whopping $28,067.31. Subtract about $200 in typical monthly charges, and you end up with about $27,000 in data overages. Uh ... say what?

Well, lucky for Burdick, the Sun-Times "Fixer" took his case to AT&T (along with proof from the cruise line that the boat was, indeed, still in port at the time Burdick was watching the game) and got to the bottom of it.

Turns out Burdick's wireless card was "picking up a signal it shouldn't have" and (presumably) ended up in international roaming mode—think two cents per kilobyte, which can certainly add up after watching streaming video for two hours. Bottom line: AT&T ended up picking up the tab.

OK, so what's the moral of the story, besides being extra careful when using your wireless networking card at the Port of Miami?

As we've warned many times before, check with your carrier if you're planning on calling or surfing while traveling abroad; most carriers have international calling and data plans that'll save you from a terrifying phone bill."

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Roethlisberger to Obama: 'This Was for You'

San Francisco Bugle Examiner
"News Under a Microscope"
Tracy Gallagher

For those who like this satire, buy Matthew Avitabile's book, The Real History of World War II.

Tampa, Florida- In a show of change from the norm, Ben Roethlisberger, the Quarter Back of the Super Bowl champions Steelers, gave his thanks directly to the President.

"I'd like to thank my mom and dad and God," Roethlisberger said. "But I can't forget our new President Barack Obama; he showed the country that we can achieve anything. Thank you, this victory was because of you too." When asked his feelings on John McCain, Roethlisberger asked, "Who?"

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who won Super Bowl XLIII 27-23, defeated the Arizona Cardinals in a last minute drive that ended in a Steelers touchdown. "This all is like a dream," said Wide Receiver Hines Ward. When asked about Roethlisberger's comments, Ward responded that "Ben is an excitable guy, but he says what he believes."

Asked after the game about his feelings on the game, Arizona's QB Kurt Warner said, "The game doesn't matter. I just thank God that I am able to do what I love and love what I do. Ben and the Steelers are a great team, and they were just better than us today."

"I'm just sorry we let John McCain down," Warner said, jogging towards the Cardinal's locker room. -Bugle Examiner

Steelers Win Super Bowl with Crap Call

In a clear pass attempt, referees signaled "fumble" as the clock wound down. The fumble, an incomplete pass by the Cardinals' Kurt Warner, was not reviewed, and thus the Steelers have won Super Bowl XLIII. I like the Steelers, I like Polamalu, but that was worth another look; it deserved to be overturned. What a waste of such a great game to be decided on a crap call that wasn't even reviewed. If I new that it would end like this, I wouldn't have wasted my time watching the game at all. And I love football.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Joe's Superbowl Lock of the Week

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Du-du-du-du-du!

It feels like a while but Dr. Joe C. is reporting for duty in order to line your pockets with lots and lots of cash! I know that a lot of you will probably be hammered or staring at some babe, but it's about time you put some cold hard cash down on the game.

It just so happens that Joe C., PhD (analytical physics, UC Berkeley) has some inside information on the game. And it also so happens that in 29 years of calling foot-ball, Joe C. has never, EVER gotten a call wrong. EVER!!!!

So now, for our listening and reading audience, Joe C. will provide for you, free of charge, the next winner of the Super Bowl.

The weather in Tampa is supposed to be a climid 65 degrees on Sunday, and the skies are going to open with the personal blessing of John Madden (rest his soul), on this, the true day of the football year.

And when the kickoff actually arrives, it will show that one of these two teams will have what it takes to take it all the way!

So our winner:

The Oakland Raiders

That's right. You heard it here first. When you make 100 beans on Monday morning, remember to call your good pal Joe. Remember to give good ol' Joe C. a cut, so I can move out of my mother's attic.

With Jim Plunkett in the pocket, the arm of the team is unbeatable. That guy is able to hit the stink off of-- something that stinks something real bad.

Coach Tom Flores knows how to get the attention of his men together. I mean, if he was able to get Cliff Branch to run more than five yards, he must be able to levitate or some other voodoo.

And Bob Chandler's expected to have up to seven TDs on Sunday. Seven, you ask? Wouldn't that break some sort of record? Well, I don't know. But it sure sounds nice.

Hell, even Derrick-freakin'-Ramsey's gonna score two touchdowns.

This game is the lock of the locks. I mean, not even zombie Houdini with five arms and a catheter could pull this shit off.

Final score: Oakland Raiders 132, What-er-place No-Balls 2. (Oakland gave them a safety to make the idiots feel better.

That's Joe C., known for service!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Thoughts on the BCS National Championship Game

A few thoughts on the BCS national championship game between Florida and Oklahoma:
1. For all of the talk about each team's offense before the game, defense ruled the day as the Florida defense was able to hold Oklahoma's vaunted offense to 14 points.
2. The Sooners missed DeMarco Murray. In a couple critical spots (like the goal line stand in the first half), I thought the speed of Murray could have helped Oklahoma.
3. Oklahoma should have snapped the ball quicker instead of waiting. When they had success, it was usually their quick snaps caught Florida off guard.
4. As a Sooners fan, I am dejected by the loss, but it at least it came against Florida. I think quarterback Tim Tebow is a class act and I like watching Florida's quirky spread option offense.

So here is my final poll for the 2008-2009 season:
1. Florida
2. Texas
3. Utah
4. USC
5. Oklahoma
6. Alabama
7. Penn State
8. TCU
9. Texas Tech
10. Ohio State
11. Georgia
12. Boise State
13. Oregon
14. Ole Miss
15. Oregon State

If you have any beefs about this poll, leave a comment.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Redskins Loss Points to McCain Loss