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Friday, October 31, 2008
If Obama Wins, I am Not Moving
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Hello, all,
I just wanted to write to make sure that I make something very clear to the American people. If Senator Barack Obama of Illinois is elected President of the United States on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, I am not moving from this country.
Yes, you read correctly. I am not renouncing my citizenship. And in fact, nor am I going to burn my passport and never return. I will not live the rest of my life in Toronto speaking heartily as an expatriate.
I will not live on a chateau in France, sipping wine and speaking against the American government. And I want to make clear that I will not tour the Middle East and speak against American foreign policy.
I just wanted to clear that up.
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