Showing posts with label Keith Olbermann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Olbermann. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Olbermann's Stupidity Encapsulated

Click here to see an article I had published on NewsRealBlog going through the stupidity and hypocrisy of MSNBC host Keith Olbermann!

A taste:


His insistence that the proposed Islamic center has nothing to do with the September 11th attacks is infused with a particular type of moral equivalency toward the Right, generalizing the political views of Conservatives into association in crime. For example, on his Twitter account, Keith is swift to defend the Ground Zero mosque, also supported by Hamas, replying:
A Catholic bombed the Murrah building, or a whatever-he-thinks-he-is killed Tiller, so their churches are to be limited?
Shazam!


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Friday, November 27, 2009

Keith Olbermann, Our Avowed Enemy, Plugs Our Site

.... We're not a 'satire, spoof' blog, though. But we still made it on TV.



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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Is Michael Savage Gay?

Savage's Past Reveals Homosexual Encounters
Erin Mitchell

Radio host Michael Savage has been called controversial, abrasive, and entertaining. The staunch conservative regularly riles up left-wingers on his daily four-hour program.

Savage regularly chronicles his thoughts on President Obama, taxes, herbal medicine, and his dog Teddy. However, the subject which infuriates Savage the most appears to be gay rights. His high-profile MSNBC program was canceled in 2003, after telling a presumed gay caller to "get AIDS and die" on air.

Savage has spoken outlandishly against gays in the past, calling them "degenerates" and members of a "gay mafia." Savage is estimated to spend up to 20% of his on-air time to speaking about homosexual issues, second only to talk about the size of the federal government.

Savage, born Michael Weiner in 1942, has come under increased scrutiny as his fame has increased. In researching Savage's background in 2008, staffers from the MSNBC program Countdown with Keith Olbermann claim to have discovered evidence that the talk show giant may be a closet homosexual.

According to Steven Wekselbaum, who researched Savage's past, Savage's first wife Carol Ely, complained of the lack of sex in their relationship. In text of a letter to her sister, dated 1963 (right before the couple's divorce), Carol stated that "Michael spends more time at the cabarets and the bathhouses than with me. [I have] lost weight, so I dont [sic] understand his problem."

During Savage's tenure on the radio, he has risen to one of the top five largest hosts in the United States. However, during that time, word that Savage conducted various homosexual affairs has leaked to various press outlets. Many of these are unconfirmed rumors, but a specific San Francisco man only identified as "Hal" claims to have a videotape of a 45-minute "rough" sexual encounter.

Savage denies all homosexual allegations, and responded to Olbermann's accusations by calling him "an agent of the homosexual deviant agenda."


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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Olbermann: Bush Behind Chappaquiddick

Senator Edward Kennedy's death at the age of 77 has created a veritable firestorm of media coverage. From loving reviews to scathing critiques, Kennedy was certainly one of the most important politicians of the twentieth century.

One of the most fervently talked about incidents in his life was the Chappaquiddick incident in which his young, pregnant, intern Mary Jo Kopechne died tragically in a car accident. Kopechne drowned as Kennedy swam to safety. It is widely believed that the incident severely damaged Kennedy's 1980 bid for the White House.

While most reports, and Kennedy's own admission, place Kennedy at the scene, others in the media have put forth different perspectives. The most telling of these has been MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann, who took fifteen minutes out of last night's broadcast for a 'Special Comment.'

Rather than lauding Kennedy's long life in public service, Olbermann instead pushed a radical, and yet unheard conspiracy theory. Olbermann stated, "For decades, Senator Kennedy was blamed for the tragic death of his beautiful intern. They said that he had had an affair. They said that he got her pregnant. And worst of all, they said that he killed her.

"But what if none of this is true?" Olbermann then gave the camera a quizzical look and took off his glasses. "Instead, information has leaked from former White House Counsel John Dean, a frequent guest on Countdown, that instead, a young, drunken fratboy named George W. Bush, instead killed Miss Kopechne in an attempt to frame the good Senator.

"The son of a Texas Congressman, the young Bush thought that he could do what he wanted. And so at the CIA's directive, he carried on an affair with Kopechne, impregnated her, and proceeded to drive her off a cliff. The younger Bush then knocked out Kennedy and fooled him into thinking that he drove that car that fatal drive."

Olbermann then put on a solemn fact, interposed with a picture of Bush in a Ku Klux Klan outfit. "Why would the future 'President' do such an inhumane and cruel act? Countdown has found no evidence other than the indisputable and transcending message that George W. Bush is an asshole, and that he once made a joke in front of my former wife and myself, causing me to go off and cry and him to 'console' her in the back of his 1978 El Camino. Why, George, why!?"

Olbermann then proceeded to sob on air for ten minutes, making sure that the crew did not cut to commercials. He continued sobbing, punctuated with, "Marcia, he's not worth it! Whhhhyyy!?!"

Olbermann could not be reached for comment, although a member of his staff quoted him as shouting to himself, "And how can you say he was bigger than me!?"

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

FoxNews Growing in Obama's Shadow

President Obama was elected with over 50% of the vote last year. However, it appears that his political rivals may be able to swipe that much of the television ratings.

With some of the shine leaving the Obama Administration, many who are skeptical are already looking at alternative messages. MSNBC and the New York Times have grown almost infamous in their pro-Obama rallying and the internet is still abuzz with pro-Obama sentiment.

Enter FoxNews. The right-leaning network is definitely and anomaly and its message seems to be striking a tone with many in middle America. Heck, if even the San Francisco Gate is recognizing the rating bonanza that Fox is benefiting from, it must be serious.

Fox's ratings are up double-digits so far this year and it appears more likely that this will continue. Just take a look at this comment from the article:

Even if outnumbered, opposing voices are more likely heard in Fox's prime-time than on MSNBC's. Fox has also largely ignored the more extreme Obama opponents who question whether the president was born in the United States.

This is actually a really good point. Fox has largely been ignoring the crazy "birthers" while MSNBC eagerly had on many who accused Bush of lying about the War in Iraq. In addition, even though O'Reilly isn't my favorite person, he can at least have on opposing viewpoints on his show. Keith Olberdouche has built a veritable echo chamber of slobbering "guests."

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Olbermann Admits he is Gay, in Love with Glenn Beck

NYC, NBC HEADQUARTERS- In stark contrast from his usual cool and collected persona, Keith Olbermann made a startling admission in the middle of his highly successful show, Countdown, last night.

"I've been living a lie," Olbermann spouted while coming back from a commercial break. Several moments of silence passed until his production manager could audibly be heard asking if he wanted to continue with his show. "I'll do whatever I want, I'm Keith Olbermann," the host shouted back.

Following the outburst, the primetime anchor stared into the camera for upwards of thirty seconds. Olbermann then continued, "And now today's worst people in the...in the...oh God help me."

Tears then began to trickle down his face. "Cut, cut," Olbermann yelled, but to no avail. "I'm Keith Olbermann and I said cut! Do you know who I am?" Countdown, however, had just returned from a series of commercials, and could not go off-air so soon.

"Fine, you think you're funny, not listening to me? You want to know why I'm so upset," screamed Olbermann, throwing a crumpled piece of paper at the camera. "I'm in love, that's why. Go ahead, laugh, because I'm in pain."

His lip quivering, Olbermann continued. "And who? God, who is right. My worst...an enemy, the worst person in the world today. Glenn Beck. Can you believe that crap? I just...God, I just don't know.

"I had him on the television the other night and I couldn't stop watching. His mannerisms, his voice, his gentle face. I was just smitten. His show is just so...fabulous." Olbermann paused. "I didn't even know I was gay."

The totally not egocentric host then continued his program, counting off his list of the "Worst People in the World" of the day. Lou Dobbs and Chuck Norris were "Worse and Worser," while Glenn Beck was declared the worst person in the world for "making me, Keith Olbermann, turn like a quarter flipped in the air."

Olbermann then looked around for a crumpled piece of paper to throw at a camera, but realized that he already had in anger. He then sighed, saying "I'm Keith Olbermann."


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Monday, July 27, 2009

Olbermann: Why Did Bush Attack Us on 9/11?

Nicolas Heyden
Trenton Press
July 27, 2009

Keith Olbermann has built his post-ESPN career on making direct challenges to the Republican and conservative establishments, especially the former Bush Administration. Olbermann famously called for investigations into the Bush Administration for alleged corruption and torture.

However, in an interview with a-yet-undisclosed national magazine, Olbermann has crossed a line that seemingly few are willing to speak about.

Olbermann formally announced that he believed that former President Bush and Vice President Cheney should be placed on trial on warcrimes for his 'complicity' in the September 11, 2001 attacks.

"The real difference here is not whether Bush ordered the attacks." Olbermann stated, "But either he or Dick [Cheney] nodded their head to some man in black and immediately after the towers fell.

"I also realize that maybe the Bush regime intercepted intelligence and let the [attack] happen anyway. That's part of the same argument. If you know that it is going to happen and you let it happen, you are also complicit.

"And the worst part is that Bush's response was so transparant and lacking true emotion. Rather than ask what could have caused the attacks, he just beat the drums of war. 'We need to attack Afghanistan.' 'We need to torture innocent people.' 'We need to invade Iraq.' 'We need to keep Americans in a constant state of fear.' That in and of itself is far, far worse than the actual events in 2001."

Asked how long he believed in what is commonly called the '9/11 Truth' movement, Olbermann shifted. He stated that he did not believe in a broad categorization of what happened, but simply that he "opposed with all his being the criminal excesses."

Olbermann has achieved top ratings on the cable news channel MSNBC with his show Countdown, which premiered in 2003. Since then, Olbermann's show has grown in audience, despite being placed against FoxNews' O'Reilly Factor and Comedy Central's Daily Show.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Why Do They Hate Sarah?

When Senator John McCain chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his Vice-Presidential nominee, the political world was taken by surprise. Since that day last year, Palin has been creating a lot of attention for herself.

Accomplishments in Alaska, such as pioneering a new natural gas pipeline that could reduce costs is ignored. Taking on oil companies who were squeezing Alaska, ignored. Taking on corruption within her own party, ignored.

So why would they hate her?

1. McCain's announcement took the political world by surprise. Democratic activists expected Romney and had all of their attack points set. When Palin was picked instead, a bizarre barrage of attacks came in many directions. Instead of a smooth, coherent message, much of them were personal attacks and attacks on her family.

2. Alaska is a rural state. With no cities over 100,000, Alaska is one of the smallest-populated states. Many elites in the democratic establishment criticized her from their urban centers-- New York, Chicago, and San Francisco. The life of people in the countryside is almost unknown and looked down upon. Palin was painted as a hick because her town was smaller than a city council district in New York.

3. Palin's inexperience. Palin was serving her first term as Alaska governor, and even with her accomplishments, her resume seemed a little thin. Sound familiar? Almost the same as Barack Obama, except Plain had a few accomplishments. Perhaps this was guilt for supporting a first-term Senator who began running for President while in the Illinois State Senate.

4. Palin's spunk. Palin likes to hit back when attacked. She doesn't shy away from a fight and it can get her negative exposure. Take the David Letterman spat-- in many media quarters she was blamed for the flak over Letterman's joke. In seamless misogynist fashion, Keith Olberman basically said she 'led Letterman on.' When you get up after being knocked down, people like to knock you back down.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

10 Reasons Why Keith Olbermann Sucks

WARNING- Possibly objectionable language within this article!

10. He loves himself. Not in the funny way either, but the creepy 'is he serious' kind of loving.
9. Common sense? No, it doesn't make a showing on Countdown nor, apparently, the Keith-ster's life.
8. His name isn't Richard. He's a dick, plain and simple.
7. Most of his tirades seem like the temper tantrums of an angry four-year-old who didn't get pudding after dinner.
6. Liberal? Please, this douche makes President Obama look like Rush Limbaugh.
5. Did someone say the word 'facts?' Maybe you did, but Keith's never heard of them.
4. He utterly berates his guests that disagree with him to the point that you think they were burning people at stakes.
3. The only sense of humor he has is if he makes a joke.
2. He's definitely not above casting down the innocent to make a point.
1. He's the most egotistical ass-wipe this side of MSNBC, and that's a fact. Also, he's so arrogant, that calling him the most egotistical is probably a compliment to him.

Hey, I came up with ten, I bet you can come up with some more!


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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Where is Jon Stewart on Obama's Cronyism?

For months, a false campaign was launched to oust President Bush's second Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, for the firing of US attorneys. Jon Stewart would launch "jokes" sharply jabbing the AG and the Bush Administration, while Keith Olbermann would should until his face was red about "Mr. Gonzalez."

And, of course, it turns out that the firings were totally legal.

But now we have the case of one of the President's friends being a crook. Kevin Johnson, who ran Americorps and is Mayor of Sacramento is a personal friend of the President. This doesn't imply that the President is, but his action is clearly personally motivated. Obama fired Gerald Walpin, inspector general of the Corporation for National and Community Service, for investigating the misplacement of hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars.

Obama fired Walpin without explanation, a clear attempt to shield his friend from prosecution and to keep himself from looking bad.

Where is Jon Stewart? Will he do his fart-face impression to make fun of President Obama? Will he make a shitty impression, as whe did of President Bush, to prove his illegitimate move? Will Olbermann call on Johnson to "resign"? Will Chris Matthews have a daily piece on the scandal.

Hell, Roland Burris is still in office, despite paying his way to the US Senate!

There is a new culture of corruption, and the Left's phoniness is showing.

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Olbermann is Today's McCarthy

Joe McCarthy, a bumbling drunkard who happened to be elected to the United States Senate by the people of Minnesota, has become vilified for his overarching accusations and paranoid "sightings" of Communists in the 1950s. Meanwhile, these accusations rarely panned out, and McCarthy's own incompetence and mean-spirited attack on American politics has been roundly criticized.

Meanwhile, in 2009, we are looking at a similar situation. As with McCarthy, we have a person of national prominence willing to call others unpatriotic or just plain dumb if they disagree with Olbermann's bitter world view.

Instead of Communists, today's blacklist is of "Neo-Conservatives." And these 'terrible' people are on top of Olbermann's hate list, obscuring other stories for his fake scandal coverage.

Take in 2006, when the start of the Israel-Hezbollah war was covered by all the major news outlets. On Oblermann's show, he attempted to propagate a line about a new Bush scandal instead of covering the news of the day. And naturally, he was wrong.

What about in 2008, when Olbermann attempted to play off John McCain as a diligent helper of al Qaeda (take a look at the link for full context):

If you`d like this country to go into business with al Qaeda, George Bush and John McCain, they`re your guys.

Recently when David Letterman launched a stale and unfunny "joke" at Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Olbermann did well to attack the one who was victimized, and defended Letterman:

This after Letterman not only apologized Wednesday on air for a joke he had delivered on Monday about the Palin family`s trip to New York City, but also continued to take the high road in the face of repeated attacks by a politician so power crazed she is again using her own daughters to try to earn political capital.

Now if O'Reilly (or as Olbermann calls him 'Billo') had said the exact same joke, but substituted one of the President's daughter's names, he would have been outraged. He would have stepped on his soap-box and shouted in his deepest, manliest chatter that O'Reilly should "resign."

And of course who is Olbermann's choice for the most dangerous organization to American survival? North Korea, Iran, or al Qaeda? Maybe neo-Nazis or aliens? No, Rupert Murdoch and Fox:

Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda--worse for our society. It's as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.

And of course, Olbermann does what McCarthy did best, which is to attack the straw man. He doesn't have opposing views on his show, but instead places ideological lackies or clueless stooges on (who often disagree with Olbermann's outlandish idiocy.) Olbermann is very good at shouting at people who are not in the room (or not on his show) and making believe that he can take the moral high ground. Instead, he is simply full of an ego borne out of not being challenged and his comfy contract from MSNBC.

So let's get down to the crux of the matter? Why is Olbermann often such a douche? Why does he often go on tirades which are often nonsensical and almost fantastic? Simple. He was fired by FOX before he came to MSNBC and is bitter about it. How can FOXNews put BILL O'REILLY in his precious spot, that ignorant hack? So Olby decides he'll attack what his former bosses love, which is a right-leaning point of view. And Keith couldn't just do it with simple, you know, facts, he just has to start pointing out random things and making believe in all makes sense.

Olbermann's obsessive habit of shouting baseless claims against his political enemies in the hope of forcing them to resign or slink away in shame is almost a carbon copy of McCarthy's cowardly attacks in the 1950s.

Olbermann is a faux bully, attempting to fill in his lack of substantive thought with saying things extra loud. And so, Mr. McCarthy (a Republican, which would make Keith real happy), I mean Keith,

Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?


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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10
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Monday, March 2, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week!

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week: Keith Olbermann

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Joe's Scum of the Week

Hello, ladies and gents, this is your ol' pal Joe C., MD. Sometimes I sit in my darkened room, with only the flicker of a computer screen giving me light. And then I get angry. Sometimes I get tired of being the nice guy, so now I've come up with this feature: Joe's Scum of the Week.

This week's piece of scum:
Keith Olbermann
After I gave my opinion on our foxy Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, who I like to call Keith Olber-Douche, dared to attack one such as myself. I am a lonely 19-year-old college student who happens to find Pelosi very, very attractive. I bide my time, looking at her alone, stroking my beard, wondering when I'll meet her.

Then, POW, right in the kisser! Out of no-where, Keith Olber-Scum attacked me in his show on MSNBC. What can I say to this ridiculous chicanery? Sit on my thumbs? Spend upwards of 20 hours on the internet a day? Air guitar in mid-air? NO! Keith Olbermann is my scum of the week, and I will not take this attack sitting down.
So, everyone, send this article to everyone you know. We must stop him; we must stop Keith Olbermann! Keith Olbermann says to be quiet, but I will not be silenced!

Joe's Scum Scale: 10 Buckets of Puke out of 10

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Breaking: Olbermann Takes on Joe C.

We've finally hit the big time; resident liberal Keith Olbermann has taken on our own Joe C. on his MSNBC show, "Countdown With Keith Olbermann." Apparently, Olbermann does not find "Joe's Babe of the Week" too funny. Holy crap:



Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Infamous Olbermann Skit

The infamous Keith Olbermann skit on Saturday Night Live. How long until people wind up fired at NBC?


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