Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Joe's Financial Pick of the Week

Dr. Joe here, ready to spill the beans on another amazing secret that helped Bill Gates go from chess king to financial king. If you pay real close attention, like sticking your nose against the monitor, you may just become rich yet.

Joe's Financial Pick:
Enron


Enron is the engine of the 21st century's economy. By specializing in many different areas, its stability makes it too big to fail. Enron has also branched out into other areas, like naming baseball fields after itself. Nothing says prestige like that!

So take the money under your matress and put it in 10,000 stocks of Enron. We know that their stock is going up, even though its shareholders are going down. While this would normally be a weird signal, take this as a means to jump into the market before everyone else!

Buy!

NOTE-- Please don't follow Dr. Joe's advice.

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