Joe's Financial Pick of the Week

Tired of picking pennies out of ashtrays? Tired of always being assumed a 'loser'? Well, cry no more, cause Dr. Joe is going to get you out of your mother's basement and into a mansion, ASAP.

Joe's Pick:
Selling Apples

With some minor economic troubles on the horizon and President Obama's pledge to make the economy 'slightly less horrible' by 2013, we need a good way to make money fast.

That's why Dr. Joe has presented you with a great business opportunity. Go out to the farm, but 100 apples, and sell them on the streets of major cities. Maybe people will feel bad enough they'll buy it from you, then secretly throw it away.

Try it, and see if it makes you feel poor!

NOTE: Do not follow this advice. It is terrible.

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